Was Salem Correct?
Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your child may have gone
astray from the Lord. Gothic (or goth) is a very obscure and often dangerous
culture that young teenagers are prone to participating in. The gothic
culture leads young, susceptible minds into an imagined world of evil,
darkness, and violence. Please seek immediate attention through counselling,
prayer, and parental guidance to rid your child of Satan's temptations if
five or more of the following are applicable to your child.
-Frequently wears black clothing.
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
-Wears excessive black eye makeup,lipstick or nail polish.
-Wears any odd silver jewelry or symbols.
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson
claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please
discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.) -Associates with other people that
dress, act or speak eccentrically.
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible,
prayer, church or sports.
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult,
witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
-Takes drugs.
-Drinks alcohol.
-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation.(This is a
Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love.
Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health
center.) -Complains of boredom.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Is excessively awake during the night.
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to
evil sprits through meditation.) -Insists on spending time with friends
while unaccompanied by an adult.
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a
few examples of this.
-Misbehaves at school.
-Misbehaves at home.
-Eats excessively or too little
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.
-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe
this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be
stopped immediately.) -Watches cable television or any other corrupted media
sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may
watch.) -Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
-Expresses an interest in sex.
-Masturbates.
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology,
Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases:
"I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
-Claims to be a goth.
If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene immediately.
The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it. If any of these
problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental health center.
Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
Originally posted by Darkfox
quote: Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
Hit the bullseye there...
Originally posted by blaze_shinigami
The people that made this can't possibly exist, can they? I can't imagine the ones who would make such a thing with a child/children.
it is pretty funny though
-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
-Expresses an interest in sex.
-Masturbates.
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
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enlist your child into your local mental health center
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.
--Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to evil sprits through meditation.)
Originally posted by Big_Duke
Batman could be gothic.
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| Was Salem Correct? "Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your child may be perfectly normal. Being normal is a very obscure and often dangerous culture that young teenagers are prone to participating in. The every day life leads young, susceptible minds into.. well, normal things. Please seek immediate attention through counselling, prayer, and parental guidance to rid your child of Satan's temptations if five or more of the following are applicable to your child." Sounds better. -Frequently wears black clothing. Pardon, but don't nuns and ministers wear black every time they go to service? -Wears band and/or rock t-shirts. A choir is technically a band. Wearing their church's choir's tee-shirt is evil now? -Wears excessive black eye makeup,lipstick or nail polish. You guys seem to be really worryed as to what we wear. -Wears any odd silver jewelry or symbols. What qualifys as odd jewlry? Wears symbols? Like, a cross, you mean? -Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos. I know numerous religeous women that have peirced ears. -Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.) Listening to gothic music makes you a goth? Lets not be redundant here. I listen to Russian music all the time. I'm not Russian. -Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically. Like my grandfather? -Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports. such a wide veriety of activities you have. Religion and sports. -Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan. Death involves Satan? Where the hell did your pearly gate speech go? -Takes drugs. Warning. 98% of our youth my be goth. -Drinks alcohol. Catholics are very goth. -Is suicidal and/or depressed. Warning. More than 70% of our youth my be goth. -Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation.(This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.) In earlier times, christian monks would whip their backs and wear shirts that had barb like thingys so it would tear up their chests. -Complains of boredom. Yeah, because christianity is so ****ing awesome that we don't need anything else! Hey! I think I'll go to a service and listen to a guy telling me that I'll go to hell if I don't go the next service about how I'll go to hell if I don't go to the next service about how I'll--- -Sleeps too excessively or too little. Yeah, it couldn't just be that they're tired from a day of physical labor, or that they're insomniacs like me, right? -Is excessively awake during the night. See above. -Demands an unusual amount of privacy. How does this make the child evil? Seriously. -Spends large amounts of time alone. Maybe being alone makes you goth.... Or maybe it's because they're obnoxious christian zealots that can't make any friends BECAUSE THEY'RE EXACTLY LIKE YOU! -Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to evil sprits through meditation.) You never ask your son to be quite or ask him to go do something else so you can read your verses in peace? -Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult. I'm sure my mother has better things to do than stalk me. -Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this. Freedom of expression just went down the tubes. -Misbehaves at school. -Misbehaves at home. So, unless they follow your every command like a whipped dog, they're evil? Wow. Death to the opressors. -Eats excessively or too little America is goth. -Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this. Seseme street is goth? Holy hell! -Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.) Actually, letting them would be a better idea. They'll get aids and die. Boom. No more goths. -Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.) The history channel is slowly making your kids evil by supplying them with facts! -Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature. Putting on the christmas pagent qualifys as roll-playing. Christmas is evil?! -Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer. YOU TYPED ALL THIS BULLSHIT OUT! TYPED! ON A COMPUTER! -Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music. Violently shaking your head makes you evil. These guys are running out of ideas. -Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner. If you have no idea what a sexual manner is, please look up adam, eve, and mery magnolin. -Expresses an interest in sex. Correct me if I'm wrong, but this PSA is to perants. OBVIOUSLY they showed some interest in sex to get children. Otherwise you wouldn't have written this bullshit. -Masturbates. Warning. Your son is goth. Yes, I'm talking to you minister. -Is homosexual and/or bisexual. If your mind was programmed a certain way by god, you are evil! -Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism. Buddhism is dangerous? Practicing no harrm towards any being is dangerous? What the ****? I mean, I can see how you would be against Paganism, because the vikings kicked your ***, but buddhism? -Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth". an attention/drama whore is ditterant than a goth. -Claims to be a goth. Thanks for that. I would have never figured that one out. |
Did that list also mention a heightened sense of intellegence, because it's the ones who have a different style of thinking that go against the standard style.
-Frequently wears black clothing.
I like dark clothes, Black and Blue
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
How does this make them goth -_- ???
-Wears excessive black eye makeup,lipstick or nail polish.
mmm... yea well... they made it to be used... so, why wouldn't they??
-Wears any odd silver jewelry or symbols.
A crusifix is a odd symbol.
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
It looks good on some people, Let them like it
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music.
I bet you've liked these kinds of songs yourself *******
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
-_- Meh... bite me
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
Bible = boring
Church = boring... nice decoration though
Sports = Meh! I don't like sport
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
I like fantasy.. ^^
-Takes drugs.
This makes them idiots.. not goths
-Drinks alcohol.
I think most people likes to relax with a cold beer
besides.. you drink wine in church.. thats alcohol.. Priests are goths
-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
It's alright to be depressed sometimes... and If they're suicidal.. let 'em... there's no point leting them live if they don't like to
-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation.(This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.)
Have you ever witness anyone do this?
Now, I mean in reality, not on the TV show "charmed"
-Complains of boredom.
I'm bored... I'm not a Goth for that -_-
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
Kill me... I sleep WAY to little
-Is excessively awake during the night.
It happens
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
Yeah... when I'm doing private stuffs -_- you've got a problem with that?
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
Eat S***! if you're single the you're single
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil sprits through meditation.)
Oh, F*** off! you demand time alone so that you can speak to god through meditation or something!
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
It's very hard to have fun with your friends if you have your parents stalking you 24/7
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this.
Maybe they're wrong, or you don't like their Ideas...
-Misbehaves at school/home.
Then it's probably something at home that is wrong.. not any goth related things -_-
-Eats excessively or too little
Well, Sometimes you're hungry and somethimes not...
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.
Count dracula what..? I THINK that they made that cereal just to sell more to naive kids
-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood.(Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)
And who the *F word* drinks blood nowdays?? Get real!
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media
sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
That sucks... I can already guess what they would answere...
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
But it's FUN
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
Like I am? Stop me!
-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
...? what the hell is that supposed to mean?
-Expresses an interest in sex.
I THINK thats that reason of you being able to write this c***
-Masturbates.
I AM A GOOOOTH!!!!
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
Ok, you're getting on my nerves... I hate people saying thet you are less worth just cuz you are Homo/Bisexual
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
Saying that other religions are worse than yours, eh? And what is your IQ at???
-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
I THINK thats just for fun
-Claims to be a goth.
You ARE a retard.. If they CLAIM to be a goth, they probably ARE a goth, You Idiot -_-
Originally posted by White Dwarf
i fet like....all...apart from gay and drugs...but most ppl think i take drugs, fools, and ive only wore black nail varnish once...stiill....wow
Originally posted by AsakuraHao2004
Yes, I am insulted. Now If you'll excuse, I'd like some privacy tonight, all night with my black band clothes so I can obessivly overeat my count chocula cereal and blood, and talk to satan while wankin it. I'm a goth.
Originally posted by mind-master: brain(mmb)
list factor = FALSE!!! lol
-Frequently wears black clothing.
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Does Metallica and VG music remixes count?)
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically. (*looks at fellow Charas members...:)*)
-Drinks alcohol.
-Is [STRIKE]suicidal and/or[/STRIKE] semi-depressed.
-Complains of boredom. (Who doesn't?)
-Sleeps too excessively or too little. (Both apply)
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Requests time alone and quietness.
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult. (*thinks of that 'Mama's Boy' commercial.)
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this. (Yep, I hate those nuns)
-Misbehaves at school.
-Eats excessively or too little.
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Hey, everything's corrupt these days.)
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature. (...Does that even count?)
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
although England has chavs. That's just not cool.
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically. (*looks at fellow Charas members... :) *)
My cat, Mother Teresa and the AOL woman - all are goth. Meh.
Originally posted by Grandy
You forgot to masturbate... uh, forget it
Originally posted by Osmose
quote: Did that list also mention a heightened sense of intellegence, because it's the ones who have a different style of thinking that go against the standard style.
Or it's the teenagers who think that they are tortured or have real life problems that dress like that to "rebel" and "be unique" with 99% of America. At least other countries don't have goths.....
...although England has chavs. That's just not cool.
Originally posted by White Dwarf
i think every teen nowdays MUST fall under at least one catagory there, everyone,
and brits aint that strange!
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)