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Off-Topic => All of all! => Topic started by: Grandy on June 30, 2008, 01:18:42 AM

Title: I just found out I am a computer hacker.
Post by: Grandy on June 30, 2008, 01:18:42 AM: http://www.adequacy.org/stories/2001.12.2.42056.2147.html

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Title: Re: I just found out I am a computer hacker.
Post by: ZeroKirbyX on June 30, 2008, 01:22:21 AM: ****, they're on to us.
Title: Re: I just found out I am a computer hacker.
Post by: Bluhman on June 30, 2008, 01:26:31 AM: This is either a hilarious joke or misunderstanding.

So wait, Grandy... You wear pacifiers around your neck and have day-glo colors on?
Title: Re: I just found out I am a computer hacker.
Post by: Revolution911 on June 30, 2008, 01:34:54 AM: DOES YOUR SON PLAY QUAKE AND DRESS LIKE A TOTAL FAG?

HE MAY JUST BE A HACKER.
Title: Re: I just found out I am a computer hacker.
Post by: Lukas on June 30, 2008, 01:35:31 AM: 4. Does your child read hacking manuals?
WOW CAN U BE SMARTER PLEASE?!
6. Does your son use Quake
-.-!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
8. Is your son obsessed with "Lunix"?
are you serious!!!
9. Has your son radically changed his appearance?
is he wearing skirts now?

11 should be Does he talk about pirate bay alot?
Title: Re: I just found out I am a computer hacker.
Post by: Ben on June 30, 2008, 05:34:08 AM: So all candy kid fag ravers are hackers?
I always thought the MDMA impaired ones ability to use Linux and play quake
Title: Re: I just found out I am a computer hacker.
Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on June 30, 2008, 05:53:58 AM: Oh god. Oh god.

Please, for the love of all that is holy and mighty PLEASE tell me this article is a joke.

I swear, if it´s not a joke, I´m going to puke.
Title: Re: I just found out I am a computer hacker.
Post by: Archem on June 30, 2008, 05:57:12 AM: Flash is a hacker program?!

I feel it is my duty to hacks the Charas. With my Lunix. And my Video cards. And my MP3s.

And my Quakes.
Title: Re: I just found out I am a computer hacker.
Post by: Bluhman on June 30, 2008, 06:42:58 AM: Oh shit. I have AMD!!!! :(
Title: Re: I just found out I am a computer hacker.
Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on June 30, 2008, 07:34:03 AM: Oh. It´s fake. I should have realized... I feel like a n00b

xD

OH ****, I HAVE FLASH! THEY MIGHT FIND OUT I´VE BEEN USING IT TO ANIMATE MY WAY INTO THE NAVAL HEADQUARTERS!
Title: Re: I just found out I am a computer hacker.
Post by: Dominicy on June 30, 2008, 09:59:39 AM: O.o This confused me.
Title: Re: I just found out I am a computer hacker.
Post by: Almeidaboo on June 30, 2008, 12:13:44 PM: OMG! I have a penis!! Am I a vagina hacker??

Hell yeah!
Title: Re: I just found out I am a computer hacker.
Post by: Bluhman on June 30, 2008, 06:11:08 PM: I've been a hacker since I was four!
Title: Re: I just found out I am a computer hacker.
Post by: ZeroKirbyX on June 30, 2008, 06:21:06 PM: Quote from: lucas_irineu on June 30, 2008, 05:04:21 PM
OH NOEZ, I AM A HACKER SINCE I AM SIX.

6? Wtf?
Title: Re: I just found out I am a computer hacker.
Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on June 30, 2008, 08:08:53 PM: Don´t mess with me man, I´ll DOS your site right up the wall.
Title: Re: I just found out I am a computer hacker.
Post by: Dominicy on June 30, 2008, 09:12:37 PM: To keep from sounding like an idiot, I'll be sure to avoid commenting in this thread XD
Title: Re: I just found out I am a computer hacker.
Post by: Apex on June 30, 2008, 09:59:52 PM: Quote from: Archem2 on June 30, 2008, 05:57:12 AM
Flash is a hacker program?!

As much as Banzai Buddy and Comet Cursor are.
Title: Re: I just found out I am a computer hacker.
Post by: Ben on June 30, 2008, 10:16:32 PM: Banzai Buddy? WTF?
Title: Re: I just found out I am a computer hacker.
Post by: Archem on June 30, 2008, 10:21:09 PM: I believe it's spelled "Banzi Buddy".

:P
Title: Re: I just found out I am a computer hacker.
Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on June 30, 2008, 10:41:11 PM: I remember Bonzi Buddy. He was the most annoying piece of spyware on the face of the planet.

If your son downloaded Bonzi buddy, he´s an IDIOT, not a hacker.

If your son downloaded Flash, he either cracked it, or he spent about $600 dollars of your money without you knowing.

If your son downloaded Comet Cursor, he is once again, an idiot, not a hacker.
Title: Re: I just found out I am a computer hacker.
Post by: Apex on July 01, 2008, 02:13:15 PM: Seriously people, this isn't a serious article, we don't need to insult a man for making a joke.
Title: Re: I just found out I am a computer hacker.
Post by: Koopapooper on July 01, 2008, 04:11:58 PM: Theres nothing to worry about d00d. When your kids are on the web for more than 30 minutes, they ain't DOS some dang site. They usually just lookin at dirty pictures of kim possible or dora teh explorer on google in firefox. Duh.
Title: Re: I just found out I am a computer hacker.
Post by: Dominicy on July 01, 2008, 05:20:25 PM: Quote from: Koopapooper on July 01, 2008, 04:11:58 PM
Theres nothing to worry about d00d. When your kids are on the web for more than 30 minutes, they ain't DOS some dang site. They usually just lookin at dirty pictures of kim possible or dora teh explorer on google in firefox. Duh.

There's a such thing as Kim Possible porn? O___o People are into some disturbing stuff....
Title: Re: I just found out I am a computer hacker.
Post by: Koopapooper on July 01, 2008, 05:31:23 PM: I assume most likely that there is. I just guessed.
Title: Re: I just found out I am a computer hacker.
Post by: Bluhman on July 01, 2008, 05:36:18 PM: Quote from: Dominicy on July 01, 2008, 05:20:25 PM
There's a such thing as Kim Possible porn? O___o People are into some disturbing stuff....

RULE. 34. (and 35)
Title: Re: I just found out I am a computer hacker.
Post by: Archem on July 01, 2008, 06:03:20 PM: The Bluh is right!
Title: Re: I just found out I am a computer hacker.
Post by: ZeroKirbyX on July 01, 2008, 06:40:59 PM: There's actually more dickgirl of Kim Possible than regular. It's an irregularity.
Title: Re: I just found out I am a computer hacker.
Post by: Koopapooper on July 01, 2008, 07:00:55 PM: Umm... Were goin a bit offtopic.. *ahem*

Anyway, I should spank the kid's father. It's necessary.
Title: Re: I just found out I am a computer hacker.
Post by: Dominicy on July 01, 2008, 07:10:58 PM: That's pretty creepy...
Title: Re: I just found out I am a computer hacker.
Post by: Archem on July 01, 2008, 07:35:33 PM: What? Koopa or hermy KP?
Title: Re: I just found out I am a computer hacker.
Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on July 01, 2008, 08:14:40 PM: Quote from: Apex on July 01, 2008, 02:13:15 PM
Seriously people, this isn't a serious article, we don't need to insult a man for making a joke.

I already acknowledged that. I said it earlier...

It´s a site made from the ground up by a bunch of trolls. Wiki it.
Title: Re: I just found out I am a computer hacker.
Post by: Lukas on July 02, 2008, 05:21:16 AM: The thing is damned fake!!!
IF YOU ARE AN IDIOT READ THIS
AND BELIEVE UR SON IS |-|4XZ0R1/\/9
Title: Re: I just found out I am a computer hacker.
Post by: GaryCXJk on July 05, 2008, 01:31:08 PM: This article reminds me of an article I wrote about Portal.

http://garycxjk.gametrailers.com/gamepad/index.php?action=viewblog&id=306359

I never would have thought some people would take that article serious. I mean, really, are people nowadays that stupid?

Quote from: Dominicy on July 01, 2008, 05:20:25 PM
There's a such thing as Kim Possible porn? O___o People are into some disturbing stuff....

Kim Possible is the least of your problems, and really isn't that disturbing at all. Especially compared to some other **** I saw.
Title: Re: I just found out I am a computer hacker.
Post by: Miss Muffet on July 13, 2008, 10:39:11 PM: Computer hackers are cool. One day, I will be a computer hacker and hack all of the world's computers. Mwahahahahaha.
Title: Re: I just found out I am a computer hacker.
Post by: Archem on July 13, 2008, 10:43:24 PM: A little slow on the draw, but whatever. I'm fairly sure this thread's been dead for a while.
Title: Re: I just found out I am a computer hacker.
Post by: Archem on July 13, 2008, 10:56:43 PM: Thought so.