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Title: Billy Mays died today.
Post by: FFL2and3rocks on June 28, 2009, 05:39:15 PM: (http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/5498/billymays.jpg)

http://www2.tbo.com/content/2009/jun/28/281143/tv-pitchman-billy-mays-found-dead-tampa-home/news-breaking/

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,529328,00.html

Damn. :| Now who's going to yell at me when I'm watching TV?
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Post by: Felix-0 on June 28, 2009, 05:43:33 PM: Damn you Vince Offer, why did it have to come to this!
okay all jokes aside, this came as a shock
Billy wasn't even that old, and this isn't even 4days from Mj's death...
:(
Title: Re: Billy Mays died today.
Post by: FFL2and3rocks on June 28, 2009, 05:47:18 PM: (http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh51/NikkiChokeslam/1246206864596.jpg)
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Post by: Felix-0 on June 28, 2009, 05:48:46 PM: Win.
Damn you
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Post by: Grandy on June 28, 2009, 05:56:35 PM: I'm afraid I don't know the guy.
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Post by: _JeT_ on June 28, 2009, 06:06:27 PM: He died at 50? Ah man, both the king of pop and king of informercials died at the age of 50, and in a few days of each other.
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Post by: Felix-0 on June 28, 2009, 06:14:47 PM: I take it Lucas and Grandy are non US?
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Post by: ThexXtremeXx on June 28, 2009, 06:37:08 PM: aww man.
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Post by: coreystranick on June 28, 2009, 06:40:38 PM: WHO IS GONNA SELL ME OXICLEAN NOW!
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Post by: Deathreaper on June 28, 2009, 06:44:27 PM: This sucks. One of the greatest fat people in the world is dead. And Vince is too inactive to parody. Damn it...
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Post by: Darkfox on June 28, 2009, 06:49:24 PM: Ahhh dude... Billy Mays was a good salesman, he didn't look like he was going to tear my face off then spit on it like Vince...

I dunno, the Billy Mays commercials were ones that didn't seem to bug me, it was always Vince that did that.
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Post by: Cerebus on June 28, 2009, 06:54:49 PM: Aw, damn... oh wait, I don't even know him.
Well, did he make that Mighty Putty commercial?
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Post by: ThexXtremeXx on June 28, 2009, 06:55:21 PM: yup
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Post by: Cerebus on June 28, 2009, 06:56:05 PM: Ah, well, I guess I somehow know him, then.

Lots of people dying recently. Who's next?
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Post by: Bluhman on June 28, 2009, 06:56:11 PM: He did oxiclean, most prominently, as well as some cleaning ball and other things.

He also shouted a lot at people watching TV.
Title: Re: Billy Mays died today.
Post by: FFL2and3rocks on June 28, 2009, 07:09:08 PM: But wait! If you die within the next 20 minutes, we'll kill a family member, absolutely free!
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Post by: Grandy on June 28, 2009, 07:21:47 PM: Quote from: Felix-0 on June 28, 2009, 06:14:47 PM
I take it Lucas and Grandy are non US?

We take it we don't show our nationality as much as we ought to.

*waves a huge brazillian flag overhead*
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Post by: Darkfox on June 28, 2009, 07:41:19 PM: Quote from: Cerebus on June 28, 2009, 06:56:05 PM
Ah, well, I guess I somehow know him, then.

Lots of people dying recently. Who's next?

Richard Dawkins ^_^ though, maybe TOO old?
Title: Re: Billy Mays died today.
Post by: Dragonium on June 28, 2009, 08:10:44 PM: Kira sure hates celebrities this week.
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Post by: Apex on June 28, 2009, 08:36:10 PM: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Not Billy Mays, COME ON! I loved his commercials... :*(
Title: Re: Billy Mays died today.
Post by: fruckert on June 28, 2009, 08:40:44 PM: ...Billy Mays?
Wow...that's...odd...
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Post by: Felix-0 on June 28, 2009, 08:45:40 PM: Ehehe. makes sense now :3
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Post by: Djanki on June 28, 2009, 08:56:58 PM: ...

.....

Oh, no. It's...too quiet now....
All of these years, I mocked Billy Mays for all of his brash loudness, but....now I miss him...

Who's going to yell how awesome Orange Glo is now?!
Dammit, it's too soon! It's too soon! The 'love my nuts' guy isn't loud enough to replace him yet!
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Post by: Archem on June 28, 2009, 09:39:18 PM: My money's on John Madden next.

And Lucas, Grandy, YouTube Billy Mays.
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Post by: Grandy on June 28, 2009, 10:15:53 PM: I did. Lot's of youtube poops.
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Post by: Dragonium on June 28, 2009, 10:20:19 PM: Over here we have Barry Scott. He's not as entertaining as Billy Mays. He just shouts.

REMEMBER ME?! BARRY SCOTT! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qM98wbXFAzc)
Title: Re: Billy Mays died today.
Post by: Darkfox on June 28, 2009, 10:34:46 PM: Quote from: lucas_irineu on June 28, 2009, 10:30:50 PM
Over here we dont have anyone to shout at us :/

You poor, poor man...
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Post by: Prpl_Mage on June 28, 2009, 10:35:40 PM: Quote from: lucas_irineu on June 28, 2009, 10:30:50 PM
Over here we dont have anyone to shout at us :/

Your president.
Title: Re: Billy Mays died today.
Post by: Archem on June 28, 2009, 10:55:59 PM: Quote from: lucas_irineu on June 28, 2009, 10:30:50 PM
Over here we dont have anyone to shout at us :/
How do you know what to buy?!

EDIT: Wait...

Quote from: Dragonium on June 28, 2009, 10:20:19 PM
Over here we have Barry Scott. He's not as entertaining as Billy Mays. He just shouts.

REMEMBER ME?! BARRY SCOTT! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qM98wbXFAzc)
Is he selling "Clit Bang"?! Sold!
Title: Re: Billy Mays died today.
Post by: Grandy on June 28, 2009, 11:01:12 PM: Quote from: Prpl_Mage on June 28, 2009, 10:35:40 PM
Your president.

No, no. He speaks like a buffon, but in a normal voice.

EDIT: Hey Lucas, we used to have the Bahia Houses dude.
Title: Re: Billy Mays died today.
Post by: Nandez on June 29, 2009, 12:31:26 AM: Wth eveyrone in American Media is dieing.
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Post by: HackersTotalMassLaser on June 29, 2009, 02:22:43 AM: My plot is all going to plan, har har!
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Post by: Deathreaper on June 29, 2009, 02:39:31 AM: Quote from: HackersTotalMassLaser on June 29, 2009, 02:22:43 AM
My plot is all going to plan, har har!

Damn you! Why!? Why the fatman with the beard?!
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Post by: fruckert on June 29, 2009, 02:42:18 AM: Quote from: Deathreaper on June 29, 2009, 02:39:31 AM
Damn you! Why!? Why the fatman with the beard?!
...Santa?
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Post by: HackersTotalMassLaser on June 29, 2009, 02:43:06 AM: ****.
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Post by: Deathreaper on June 29, 2009, 02:47:00 AM: It was because of the DIABEETUS, wasn't it?!
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Post by: Valiere on June 29, 2009, 03:06:07 AM: Shame. Now we have to settle for that d-bag Vince Offer to tell us what to buy.
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Post by: Deathreaper on June 29, 2009, 03:12:12 AM: Quote from: Valiere on June 29, 2009, 03:06:07 AM
Shame. Now we have to settle for that d-bag Vince Offer to tell us what to buy.

Vince looks like, acts like and sounds like a Boston homocidal maniac
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Post by: Darkfox on June 29, 2009, 03:14:07 AM: Quote from: Deathreaper on June 29, 2009, 03:12:12 AM
Vince looks like, acts like and sounds like a Boston homocidal maniac

Isn't he?
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Post by: fruckert on June 29, 2009, 03:26:55 AM: Quote from: Darkfox on June 29, 2009, 03:14:07 AM
Isn't he?
I'm pretty sure everyone here has heard of this (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html), but what the hell...it's funny.
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Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on June 29, 2009, 06:16:24 AM: I am going to say this with 100% sincerity.

This devastated me worlds more than Michael Jackson's death.
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Post by: Archem on June 29, 2009, 06:46:28 AM: Yeah, well, I'm only slightly more devastated here.
Title: Re: Billy Mays died today.
Post by: Valiere on June 29, 2009, 07:23:12 AM: I'm actually slightly upset about this. We could all be counted on to make a joke at Billy Mays' expense and chuckle it up whenever his loud-*** commercials aired. Now those jokes died with him.
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Post by: Felix-0 on June 29, 2009, 11:39:50 AM: We need more people who shout loud!!!!
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Post by: Darkfox on June 29, 2009, 02:36:33 PM: I'm pretty loud, maybe I should start doing infomercials.
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Post by: Felix-0 on June 29, 2009, 02:50:20 PM: but you also need an epic beard
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Post by: Darkfox on June 29, 2009, 03:02:35 PM: I do have a beard.
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Post by: Felix-0 on June 29, 2009, 03:05:54 PM: but IS it epic?
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Post by: Darkfox on June 29, 2009, 03:11:18 PM: (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v122/ShinDarkfox/Photos/Picture128.jpg)

If it isn't, it is DEFINITELY epicly consuming my face. But respectfully, I doubt I'd fill the void. :(
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Post by: Felix-0 on June 29, 2009, 03:23:53 PM: I've seen worse. Your one of those people who when I see your IRL face, It's a shock.
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Post by: Archem on June 30, 2009, 01:06:19 AM: Quote from: Valiere on June 29, 2009, 07:23:12 AM
I'm actually slightly upset about this. We could all be counted on to make a joke at Billy Mays' expense and chuckle it up whenever his loud-*** commercials aired. Now those jokes died with him.
Not true. We just need to wait a month, or go the offensive route.

Kind of like that Steve Irwin vs. the stingray Pokémon image.
You know the one.
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Post by: Felix-0 on June 30, 2009, 07:34:00 AM: If you don't don't make me post it. I have it saved on my CPU.
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Post by: Apex on July 03, 2009, 06:29:35 AM: I doubt anyone could successfully emulate Billy Mays anyways. Maybe the next big thing is wearing a pointless headset and beating up hookers.
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Post by: HobomasterXXX on July 03, 2009, 06:44:03 AM: Quote from: Felix-0 on June 30, 2009, 07:34:00 AM
If you don't don't make me post it. I have it saved on my CPU.
You have it saved on your Central Processing Unit? How odd.
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Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on July 03, 2009, 06:53:35 AM: Strange indeed. Normally data is saved on a hard drive. I have no idea how he managed to pull that off.
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Post by: Darkfox on July 03, 2009, 08:52:06 AM: I have a lot of stuff saved on my external HDD. Games and music mainly.
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Post by: Felix-0 on July 03, 2009, 12:37:22 PM: (http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/5332/12057164.png)
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Post by: _JeT_ on July 03, 2009, 01:21:07 PM: ten usd per mo info? What?
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Post by: Felix-0 on July 03, 2009, 01:22:42 PM: ten US dollar per monthly info
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Post by: _JeT_ on July 03, 2009, 01:24:39 PM: Oh. The "mo" made me think it was speaking in gangsta, or something. :P