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Off-Topic => All of all! => Topic started by: blaze_shinigami on April 01, 2005, 05:29:03 AM
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It's April Fools Day kind of onthe east coast.
I was wondering if anyone had pulled any good pranks in the past that they'd like to share..
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I went down town and got a soda. Best f-in April fools joke ever.
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lol
that was actually funny
even if it was mean
no joke i'm still laughin
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There were absolutely no April Fools Day Jokes today. However, first lesson went like this:
Razor: Remember, it's April Fools day, since it's April the fi-
Weregnome: *looks at Razor >.>*
Razor: *looks at Weregnome <.<*
Razor and Weregnome: Pinch and a punch for the first day of the month no returns! *attack each other and others*
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This is a good opportunity to tell you all that I'm actually female.
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Random Noob: Der...You are??!?!?!?!!!!one!!!!????
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I am a homosexual.
Hi Razor. ;)
April fools! :D
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I quit making jokes when I found out I wasn't funny omg lol one one.
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Robotam: We already knew that. :p
FFL: Hello there ;)
lololololololol
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It's kinda sad but I took 4 rubber snakes, put 1 in the kitchen, 1 in front of my bros door, and 2 in the toilets. Lazily easy, but funny.
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I constantly make up really stupid and immature ones. My latest:
1) Get a bag of Gelatine powder. Mix it up with water and let it set.
2) Do the same again with a new bag, but this time, put some pale blue wool/yarn in. A few strands should do.
3) Get a freezer bag, fill it with equal amounts of wooly jelly and normal clear jelly. Write "JELLYFISH" on it in big letters. Carry it with you at all times. Call it Cecil if you feel like it.
4) Make loads of them and leave them lying around the house, and anywhere really.
I really have to lay off the glucose. :D
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Sweet, I want a jellyfish.. Dude... that would be awesome.
Something I love doing, regardless if it's April fools.
1. buy a box of thos 'snap-pops'. you know, the tiny white paper things that have gun powder and rocks in it, so when you throw it onto the ground it pops?
2. find a public restroom.
3. go into each bathroom stall that has a toilet in it and do this
a. lift up lid
b. get two snap-pops and place them under the bottom lid.
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stubs. that make the lid unable to touch the actual toilet.
c. place the snap-pops under those two things.
4. sit in the next stall and wait.
When someone sits on the toilet, they will explode. It's VERY loud in such a small place. Try not to laugh out loud when this happens.
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Heres my joke you guys should all play......Go and grab a mountain dew......Then wait by a road with someone with their window down and throw the mountain dew in the car.....Now I tryd aiming for their head......But aim at what you guys feel like.......And if they stop and they want to kick your ***....Say April Fools......Lol
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its not april fools day...
APIRL FOOLS! HAHA I GOTYA!!!!11
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Originally posted by akira1
Heres my joke you guys should all play......Go and grab a mountain dew......Then wait by a road with someone with their window down and throw the mountain dew in the car.....Now I tryd aiming for their head......But aim at what you guys feel like.......And if they stop and they want to kick your ***....Say April Fools......Lol
thats just retarded... not funny.
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sleepaid: I never would of thought of that. I'd try it but don't like to stay in public restrooms.
My friend and I were gonna do something, but it'probably would be going too far.
we were gonna get fake blood and a knife.
were gonna go separately to a public shopping center or someplace public.
when a lot of people were around I was gonna come up from behind and slit his throat, then run off.
when someone checked to see if he was ok. he said was gonna say something (i forget what it was) hop up and run off.
and Akira: that would really get you beat up.
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Come up behind someone and tap them on the shoulder. As they slowly turn around, cock your hand back and punch them in the face as hard as you can, then RUN LIKE HELL, yelling "APRIL FOOLS, MOTHER FUCKER!!!!"
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This is a good opportunity to tell you all that I'm actually female.
No offence, but I always think of you as female. Must be the sig. That guy looks girly.
Once I got onto my Mum's computer, pressed printscreen, saved the image, made the image her wallpaper, then moved her shortcuts so It looked like she had two lots of shortcuts, but one lot was just the wallpaper! Unfortunately, she thought they'd copied themselves somehow and she deleted all her real shortcuts! Then she couldn't find the files again. Man I felt stupid... When she told me to fix it I changed her wallpaper back to normal and she went: "Nooo! You've made all the shortcuts dissapear!"... It took a while to explain what I'd done and afterwards she always had a password.
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Originally posted by blaze_shinigami
My friend and I were gonna do something, but it'probably would be going too far.
we were gonna get fake blood and a knife.
were gonna go separately to a public shopping center or someplace public.
when a lot of people were around I was gonna come up from behind and slit his throat, then run off.
when someone checked to see if he was ok. he said was gonna say something (i forget what it was) hop up and run off.
Penn and Teller (You know, the magician guys) did something like that. You need a gold ring (Or a fake one), a bag of fake blood, and a sharp fork. You need a friend who can act well, too. Anyway, have your friend walk through somewhere, then walk up to him and ask him loudly if he wants a free tongue piercing, on the spot. He says yes. So, you lie him down on the floor and say, still loudly, "Now, this works by magic. I'll put the ring in your mouth, and it'll fix like magic to your tongue". Then, pretend to put it in your friend's mouth, but don't. Fiddle with something in your pocket, then look back and say "What, did you swallow the ring?". Say it loud. Then, you need to get your fork, and secretly hide the blood in your hand. Cup your hand over his stomach, with the blood, and mutter about "Going in with the fork". Stab the pouch with the fork, fiddle with it, then sneak the ring back into your hand, dip it in the blood and hold it up in the air.
Works well.
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No offence, but I always think of you as female. Must be the sig. That guy looks girly
Yup, same, and its not april fool, I really think.
Well... I just made my friend write down 3 pages of a fake homework... he still didnt noticed, I'll wait until he finish it.
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Are you guys kidding me? O_O
You've always thought of me as a girl!?
You've always thought of Zelos as a girl!?
OMG! O_O
APRIL FOOLS! I'm pure male and so is Zelos.
...Really how many think of me as a female? -_-
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Originally posted by Robotam
APRIL FOOLS! I'm pure male and so is Zelos.
...Really how many think of me as a female? -_-
Actually, I always have done.
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Originally posted by Robotam
You've always thought of Zelos as a girl!?
See? I told you he looked girly.
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Untill you said you where a boy I always thought you where a Girl... I'm honest now *Hides*
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Originally posted by dragoninja
Untill you said you where a boy I always thought you where a Girl... I'm honest now *Hides*
Me too.
But then, don't forget Petunia, who has a flowery avatar, a sig: "I am the cutest" and is in fact male.
Creepy.
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i think i saw zelos as a guest gay guy on "queer eye for the straight guy"
that show is horrible....straight eye for the gay guy was pretty funny...(it was on comedy central)
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Oh yeah! That show was funny. Wasn't it called Straight Plan for the Gay Man, though?
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Not me, however, Robotam. I was just saying you were female because I'm a jerk.
And now Robotam's probably gonna go through a personality crisis. Remember when SaiKar did that?
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Here's one:
Step one: Buy some of those square sponges.
Step two: Take them home and dye them brown
Step three: Put a little frosting on top
Step Four: Serve to family and friends, and watch them when they've realized that they're eating a good old fashion sponge.
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But goats eat stuff like that, don't they?
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Originally posted by SleepAid
But goats eat stuff like that, don't they?
Nah, they only eat guitars. (I'll be amazed if anybody gets this)
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ace of spade: wasn't that on a cartoon on cartoon network? Dexter's lab right
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Not sure. But that's not what I was referring to. Any other guesses? XD
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Originally posted by Ace of Spades
Not sure. But that's not what I was referring to. Any other guesses? XD
The Simpsons? There's an episode where Bart gets a dinosaur-shaped sponge, and imagines it growing and eating Lisa.
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Your parents are all dead. Yes, even if they are sitting next to you or you just talked to them.
April Foolio.
Ace: That sounds vaguely familiar.
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Is Razor the only one here who can tell the difference between a male and a female? :|
Could this be why so many guys comes to me when they need help with stuff? I get those kind of PM's twice in a day.
OMG...
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Well, It's little things you do like when you call RedFox "Foxy". He gets really creeped out when you do that.
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You know, MooseT... I've always liked giving people nicknames, I could give you one as well. XD
Ask some people and see what I've called them.
For an example, I call Osmose for Moses.
It's alittle kind of a Zelos thing that as well. But is it really girl-ish? -_-
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It's alittle kind of a Zelos thing that as well. But is it really girl-ish? -_-
If it is, do you have a problem with that? Do you... NOT like girls. 0_o
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Maybe he doesn't like to be thought of as one. God knows why.
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lol DO any of you know how april fools came about? I do I learned when I was taking the SAT.
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You know... I still have a problem of being thought as a girl... it's like some can't read the thing that plainly says "Male". Don't worry Robotam, many people are just ignorant.
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BWA HA HA! Now Robotam knows what I went through for about 8 months!
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Do you... NOT like girls. 0_o
I LOVE girls.
BWA HA HA! Now Robotam knows what I went through for about 8 months!
8 months!? O_O ...... :mrT:
Don't worry Robotam, many people are just ignorant.
Indeed they are.
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What?! I don't get a nickname? _veryangry_
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SmokeyLocs: wasn't Aprils fools a peagan thing?
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I ran up to my friend and socked him in the face as hard as I could.
...He didn't get it.
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Originally posted by blaze_shinigami
SmokeyLocs: wasn't Aprils fools a peagan thing?
No, when New Years day was changed to January 1st, some people didn't accept it, and they were called fools, and were played pranks on on April 1st because they were fools for not accepting the church's new New Years date.
Thank the History Channel.
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Originally posted by Razor
What?! I don't get a nickname? _veryangry_
How bout...Gillette? Or...Schick? And Robotam, I knew you was a guy. But don't always believe what the things under the name say. Just look at the year for my birthday. Do you REALLY believe that?!
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What?! I don't get a nickname?
You can be "Lupie".
And Robotam, I knew you was a guy. But don't always believe what the things under the name say. Just look at the year for my birthday. Do you REALLY believe that?!
Impossible is nothing. XD
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Oh... great... _sweat_