How would you do in a zombies movie?

[Meiscool-2]

Originally posted by Darkfox
Edit: Zombies are so lame. I was watching this movie and this guy was just STANDING there screaming... what the heck man? They only go at a snail pace, sheesh!

Really... what's up with the fact the they go so slow, but when you get close to them, they can bit you 5 times a second? Wicked.

[Grandy]

 The scary things about zombies not running, it's the fact they DON'T NEED TO!

 They're immortal!, they don't die by decease or old age! To they, it doesn't matters to catch you not or catch you later, it's just a matter of time until they catch you, and that's what matters. That's what scary. Running zombie, if they run, this means they aknowlege you must be captured and eaten soon, what means they have a weakness, and that they're afraid of something, if you're not afraid or in a hurry, there's no why to run. Zombies have no feelings, they don't need to run. If a zombie runs at you like in RE4, it just cut they'r zombility (I KNOW they were no zombies in RE4) and turn them in a slightly-disgusting human being.

 Plus, giving a zombie the ability to speak or something else, it just breaks the whole "WTF is this thing!" effect.

[Drace]

Originally posted by Grandy
The scary things about zombies not running, it's the fact they DON'T NEED TO!

 They're immortal!, they don't die by decease or old age! To they, it doesn't matters to catch you not or catch you later, it's just a matter of time until they catch you, and that's what matters. That's what scary. Running zombie, if they run, this means they aknowlege you must be captured and eaten soon, what means they have a weakness, and that they're afraid of something, if you're not afraid or in a hurry, there's no why to run. Zombies have no feelings, they don't need to run. If a zombie runs at you like in RE4, it just cut they'r zombility (I KNOW they were no zombies in RE4) and turn them in a slightly-disgusting human being.

 Plus, giving a zombie the ability to speak or something else, it just breaks the whole "WTF is this thing!" effect.

To the running part: The zombies of DotD '04 actually were a hell lot scarier yet better at feeding themselves with yummy living intestants.

To the whole feelings part: In Land of the Dead, 2 years or so AFTER the other 'of the Dead' events happend, the zombies actually started to gain intelligence and feelings and need to do every day things. Becoming more like crippled cannibalistic humans with a rotting disease.

[coasterkrazy]

"5 MINUTES: PRE-OPENING CREDITS DEATH - Perhaps you'd be a bungling scientist, a civilian who walks down the wrong street, or an idiot teenager hanging around a graveyard after dark... either way you'd be among the first to be devoured by the living dead... chances are you won't even make a surprise 'Oh look (s)he's a zombie now!' appearance later on, however it's probably due to something you do that gets the ball rolling... at least you had purpose!

WHAT YOUR DEATH MEANS: IF you're an evil scientist or anyone up to no good, especially when mucking around with genetics/science/voodoo/radiation/biochemicals/stuff you're going to be eaten alive by the undead"

Same as Bluhman.

My answers:
1. Radiation and Genetic Mutation
2. A place with plenty guns and ammunition.
3. An automatic weapon.
4. Gather everyone in your house together to formulate a plan that everyone agrees is most sensible and safe.
5. Chain them to the spot or get them into a place where they won't get out, so that in the event of a cure being found you'll be able to come back and save them!
6. The vehicle you like the most, as long as it can get you and your team places.
7. The Doctor. (Dumb answer I know. I just thought maybe he could find a cure...)
8. Anything and everything, just get a mix of things and head out quickly.
9. Head to the suburbs, it's here where there will probably be the most people still living, and you'll be able to save them and have safety in numbers...
10. Form a plan to get out of here strategically, in the meantime, hold tight.
11. Have everyone form a tight group and try and fight your way to another vehicle to escape again.
12. Now that you have time to think, take the oppurtunity to try and work out what exactly's going on... there may still be hope!

So... apparently from what this quiz says, to survive a zombie infestation you shouldn't try being strategic. You should just go berserk on a running and killing spree. Yeah, I'd die pretty fast...

My friend has a book called The Zombie Survival Guide, and it's funny because it's pretty long and in-depth about zombies, even though there haven't been any yet... or at least any attacks if there was one.

[Drace]

If you look at my answers and result, you see that strategics DOES work. Though, you should have the correct one.

And the doctor is an excellent choice. He helps out in the long run. The soldier will die faster (as noted from movies) than the doctor.

[Razor]

Of course, you'll note this is all how well you'd do in a zombie MOVIE. What happens in movies don't work that well in real life.

Anyone seen True Lies?

'Nuff said.