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Morning... What time is it?It´s fucking 4:00 in the afternoon, you lazy bitch!I know... I'm just a little exhausted from yesterday.Oh, please. You don´t do anything. How could you possibly be exhausted?Well, Yesterday, I was almost killed by some thugs...O RLY? PLS TELL!I was being chased by them. I had to keep running and running. Around corners, through alleys! Eventually, I was cornered. There was no escape, but thankfully, a guy clad in white and blue armor came down from above! He beat up all the thugs. Right there in front of me, leaving them unconscious. He told me to get back here quickly. So, yeah. I did a lot of running that day.Oh Sure.What are you getting at?Dude, this isn´t the first time you´ve told me about your "guy in blue armour."I bet you´re taking drugs again, right?Or maybe it´s left you so fucked up that you´re hallu--Stop. Just stop. Look, let me explain. Yes, I am. You clearly saw me make the decision to do this back then. Why act so surprised about it?I thought you were JOKING. I didn´t think you´d actually start doing drugs again.Look, I know that in your own little world, you think that you see these "super heroes," and that you believe that you are one too. But you have to let go of that...I didn't choose to be like this. I became this through pure luck. In a way, luck brought you here too.DAMNIT! Look, you are NOT a super hero! There are no such things as super heroes, and there never will be! Now give me ALL of the fucked up drugs you´ve been taking, so you can just be NORMAL again!And for the record, LUCK had nothing to do with me being here. I came here because I heard about your weird ass hallucinations, and wanted to help you quit!See, that's where luck comes in.YOU´RE FUCKING INSANE!No, YOU'RE WRONG.AAAAGH! You know what?! You´re driving me crazy! I don´t want you to exist anymore! *starts choking person*STOP IT!NO! I WON´T STOP UNTIL YOU´RE DEAD!GHAAAARRRGGGGHHHHHHH!!! *dies*There we go. Nice and clean. Let me find those drugs.
Yeah, although pure flame responses are recommended. Joke or not, some people can rape all night and that is major fun.Besides, those wild and horny, college girls are more slutty.
