*Facepalm*

[Emerates]

I would like to sky-dive into my funeral.  That's obviously not the topic at hand, but it's shifted summat...

Imagine, some awesome 90-year-old rocker with long white hair sky-diving into his own casket.... and exploding from the impact.  Everyone would remember that for years to come!  And also traumatization would occur.

But alligators, no.  **** alligators.

[Meiscool-2]

Poop jokes are always in good taste.