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But an elk can headbutt two people at the same time. Saves time.
A penis can ram a vagina.
It's hard to think of making love very fondly when you use terms like that.
Yeah so I'm pretty
I'm a fat-***
Val, you seem to be assuming that as male denizens of the internet we look upon sex with anything other than bitterness and resentment.