Tommy Wiseau

[Archdeco]

For those of you that don't know, Tommy Wiseau is a strange man with a lumpy face and unidentifiable accent that thinks he's a love god, and the director/writer/producer/star of The Room. Check it out on youtube, it will enrich your life.

In my game I'm tossing around the idea of a "legion of doom" comprised of dumped boyfriends and girlfriends. Their damaged, irrational mindset leads them to banding together and attempting to resurrect an ancient evil to destroy the ones that wronged them. Or get them to come back? They're confusing like that. I figure, who better to lead this motley crew of battered spouses than the most famous broken heart of our time, Johnny?

There's an Official The Room game on Newgrounds (with pixelated genitalia!) but I can never seem to get the dimensions right on the charset, in adapting it for 2k3. http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/547307

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yhrd1R8-dBg

Preferably wearing that sleeveless shirt. That is a Johnny dressed for action.

[Valiere]

What, a sleeveless shirt? Not his trademark suit?

[Archdeco]

All of his outfits are iconic.

Hell, I'm not that picky.

[zuhane]

You are tearing me apart, Lisa!!

[Archdeco]

Do you understand life?! Huh!? Do you?!

Tell you what. As payment for this charset I'll bestow on you the The Room Soundtrack. It was not an easy find. Sensual melodies fit for any love scene and the funniest oboe work in the business.

You're probably thinking, will he really upload it? I Will.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/VfPBnogvwCI" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/VfPBnogvwCI</a>