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Ellie: I had a slice of ham in my hand. I was going to drop it, so I slapped it hard. It attached itself to the wall
Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan I missed you.
Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaan I missed that welcome.
Welcome. I will eat you with kiwi slices and toffee.
Wild packing peanuts? They flee at the sight of my African-American-ness.