Are you..?

[AsakuraHao2004]

Did that list also mention a heightened sense of intellegence, because it's the ones who have a different style of thinking that go against the standard style.

I hate being labled. Although I do match with a lot of things on that list, but so does everyone. I listen to a variety of music, probably music you'd think I listen to if you saw me. Biker dudes yell "Rock and roll!" when they see me, and I usually say something like "Actually, I'm really into opera and classical." And as for the staying up late, yeah, I don't do that for my health, I really can't help it. Every since I was expelled for "misbehaving at school". But I also don't have a lot of those thing on my list like depression. In fact, I'm very happy, content even. And I'm not a satanist, I just promote satanism.

"Goth related foods"? O_o

[Osmose]

 

Did that list also mention a heightened sense of intellegence, because it's the ones who have a different style of thinking that go against the standard style.

Or it's the teenagers who think that they are tortured or have real life problems that dress like that to "rebel" and "be unique" with 99% of America. At least other countries don't have goths.....

...although England has chavs. That's just not cool.

[Dragonium]

He said the "cha" word... *Eye twitches, reaches for shotgun*

And apparently, I am uber-goth.

Anyone else noticed that all Simpsons characters are goth?

[Petunia]

Well...

- I wear brighly coloured T-shirts with blue jeans
- I also wear a helmet wrongly so I can only see my feet and the floor
- I eat anything edible by putting it in my bag
- I see with an 'eye shield'
- Nothing can hurt me unless if it's real
- I fear Lord Fear

So I'm a dungeoneer! (heh heh I watched Knightmare 1,000 times too many)

[dragoninja]

Ok, Who the *F word* wrote this??

-Frequently wears black clothing.
 I like dark clothes, Black and Blue

-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
How does this make them goth -_-

-Wears excessive black eye makeup,lipstick or nail polish.
mmm... yea well... they made it to be used... so, why wouldn't they??

-Wears any odd silver jewelry or symbols.
A crusifix is a odd symbol.

-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
It looks good on some people, Let them like it

-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music.
I bet you've liked these kinds of songs yourself *******

-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
-_- Meh... bite me

-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
Bible = boring
Church = boring... nice decoration though
Sports = Meh! I don't like sport

-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
I like fantasy.. ^^

-Takes drugs.
This makes them idiots.. not goths

-Drinks alcohol.
I think most people likes to relax with a cold beer
besides.. you drink wine in church.. thats alcohol.. Priests are goths

-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
It's alright to be depressed sometimes... and If they're suicidal.. let 'em... there's no point leting them live if they don't like to

-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation.(This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.)
Have you ever witness anyone do this?
Now, I mean in reality, not on the TV show "charmed"

-Complains of boredom.
I'm bored... I'm not a Goth for that -_-

-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
Kill me... I sleep WAY to little

-Is excessively awake during the night.
It happens

-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
Yeah... when I'm doing private stuffs -_- you've got a problem with that?

-Spends large amounts of time alone.
Eat S***! if you're single the you're single

-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil sprits through meditation.)
Oh, F*** off! you demand time alone so that you can speak to god through meditation or something!

-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
It's very hard to have fun with your friends if you have your parents stalking you 24/7

-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this.
Maybe they're wrong, or you don't like their Ideas...

-Misbehaves at school/home.
Then it's probably something at home that is wrong.. not any goth related things -_-

-Eats excessively or too little
Well, Sometimes you're hungry and somethimes not...

-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.
Count dracula what..? I THINK that they made that cereal just to sell more to naive kids

-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood.(Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)
And who the *F word* drinks blood nowdays?? Get real!

-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media
sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
That sucks... I can already guess what they would answere...

-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
But it's FUN

-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
Like I am? Stop me!

-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
...? what the hell is that supposed to mean?

-Expresses an interest in sex.
I THINK thats that reason of you being able to write this c***

-Masturbates.
I AM A GOOOOTH!!!!

-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
Ok, you're getting on my nerves... I hate people saying thet you are less worth just cuz you are Homo/Bisexual

-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
Saying that other religions are worse than yours, eh? And what is your IQ at???

-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
I THINK thats just for fun

-Claims to be a goth.
You ARE a retard.. If they CLAIM to be a goth, they probably ARE a goth, You Idiot -_-

Who wrote this anyway??

[AsakuraHao2004]

Yes, I am insulted. Now If you'll excuse, I'd like some privacy tonight, all night with my black band clothes so I can obessivly overeat my count chocula cereal and blood, and talk to satan while wankin it. I'm a goth.

[dragoninja]

HAHAHAHAA!!! roflz0rs l0lz OMGLMAOLOL!!!!
*Still laughing*
I never thought anyone would say that ^^

Well I am not going to wear black or wank for a week to prove that I am NOT a goth! (A week... I should handle that... mmmyes its all a matter of self control... myes... I have that... myesss....)

*5 minutes late*
OMG!!!! I am about to exploode, why did I write such a stupid thing!!! I'll DIEEEEEEEE!!!

[Al~Len]

I feel best not labeling my self, but let's see anyway..

I wear black pants every day, but I switch between black, grey, blue and green shirts...
Allen always thinks about wearing makeup.
Dressing eccentrically is just spiffy, especially with corsets and those ruff dealy things around the neck. Or jester caps! Awesome ^_^

I do tend to sleep a lot since I have mono..

Allen doesn't care for sports, and isn't religious so I don't think I pray to often.


That's probably enough.. looks like Allen is a goth... I guess I should repent, then get back to my Count Chocula.

[Red Fox]

Lets see I am sucidal and where black, 2 things of like 100 stuff so I guess I am not a goth..

[blackskullwarlock]

Based upon the list, I'm pretty much Satan's right hand since I fit in most of the categories except for gay, drugs, alcohol, blood and the other bizarre things.

That list is laughable......

[SnakeIzeGambit]

haha i basically am Satan since i fit almost everything on the list. FEAR ME!!

[dragoninja]

-_-... My my... suddenly this became a competition on who is the most gothe, eh? How childish :p

[White Dwarf]

i fet like....all...apart from gay and drugs...but most ppl think i take drugs, fools, and ive only wore black nail varnish once...stiill....wow

[AsakuraHao2004]

Originally posted by White Dwarf
i fet like....all...apart from gay and drugs...but most ppl think i take drugs, fools, and ive only wore black nail varnish once...stiill....wow

Varnish? You brits sure are weird..

[Grandy]

Originally posted by AsakuraHao2004
Yes, I am insulted. Now If you'll excuse, I'd like some privacy tonight, all night with my black band clothes so I can obessivly overeat my count chocula cereal and blood, and talk to satan while wankin it. I'm a goth.

You forgot to masturbate... uh, forget it