Author Topic: What would the Ava. say? (Read 642127 times)

Bluhman · « **Reply #3180 on:** April 05, 2010, 07:52:07 AM »

What does this hairdo look like...?

Why, it looks like a Betty wig!

That's right. Because as we all know, Betty is the god of arm hair.

HobomasterXXX · « **Reply #3181 on:** April 05, 2010, 08:08:17 AM »

Why in the hell is Duke Nukem in briefs?

Bluhman · « **Reply #3182 on:** April 05, 2010, 08:10:09 AM »

Francis: BABY BOOMER!
Bill: Francis, what the hell are you talking about? I've always been here!
Louis: No, Bill! Behind you!
Baby Boomer: *Blargh blargh ruuuuugh*
Zoey: It's so cute!
Francis: I hate babies.

Darrellito · « **Reply #3183 on:** April 05, 2010, 08:56:50 AM »

*Raises eyebrow* Say whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

HobomasterXXX · « **Reply #3184 on:** April 05, 2010, 10:42:42 AM »

Flaying off your own skin seems appealing at first. But it really isn't, once you've tried it. Although I suppose it was worth it for these cool wings I found under there.

MissingName · « **Reply #3185 on:** April 05, 2010, 01:07:51 PM »

I do say, old chap, that I am quite famished and am in need of tasty delights. So, I must get your attention.
*Ahem*
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Jolly good, that did the trick!

HobomasterXXX · « **Reply #3186 on:** April 05, 2010, 01:57:49 PM »

Now, missing name's self titled album..... uh.... ****.

Bluhman · « **Reply #3187 on:** April 05, 2010, 04:24:06 PM »

Hey, somebody help me get this baby off the camera lens!

Muraiko · « **Reply #3188 on:** April 05, 2010, 09:01:31 PM »

What the hell did I just step on? Ugh! It's so disgusting, the mere sight of it is making my stomach churn!

Rowan · « **Reply #3189 on:** April 05, 2010, 09:17:08 PM »

It is a common fact that big guys always show lots of teeth when they smile.

Bluhman · « **Reply #3190 on:** April 06, 2010, 12:52:41 AM »

Eh. Yeah, I'm Guile's brother, George. What's it to ya, huh? Did you know I'm actually the stronger of the two brothers? Well... Actually, I'm the middle of the three brothers, since, as it turns out, Wolverine, Guile, and I are all half-brothers. See, our mother was raped by a Canadian man, and an American man. The rape by the Canadian resulted in Wolverine. The rape by the American resulted in Guile. Then the two rapists had gay sex and gave birth to me. That means I'm actually in no way related to the two characters I said were my brothers because we don't even share the same mother. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU BLUHMAN!?

Darrellito · « **Reply #3191 on:** April 06, 2010, 05:48:51 AM »

What the **** is wrong with me...

Muraiko · « **Reply #3192 on:** April 06, 2010, 12:02:37 PM »

Actually... I have a confession to make... after the two men had gay sex, they both went out and found Guil, George, and Wolvarine's mother again and had an epic three sum. Then I, the angle with f'ed up skin was born. I hope we all learned a valuable lesson today, kids. Sex is a dangerous weapon! SO BE A ****ING VIRGIN FOR THE REST OF YORU LIFE!

Rowan · « **Reply #3193 on:** April 06, 2010, 01:32:41 PM »

Hi Everyone! From this day forward I'm the new billy mays! BUY MORE OXICLEAN!

HobomasterXXX · « **Reply #3194 on:** April 06, 2010, 01:49:46 PM »

Look, I can actually reach the part of my brain that controlls the eyelids!

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