Pest Control - RP

[WarxePB]

-Taxi Driver: Eh? *looks back* Oh, my driving skills. Don't worry, I keep a barf bag and some anti-motion sickness pills back there

-Seth: By the way, what's your name?

-Taxi Driver: Joe Mozzarella.

-Seth: O.o

-Joe: Yep, my great-grandparents' great-grandparents invented mozzarella cheese! And I'm stuck as a taxi driver in New York... Hey! *almost hits another pedestrian*

-Pedestrian: Jerk!

-Joe: Ugh...

-Seth: ...

[Darkfox]

Marvin: (Hey Seth, what did you think of that Sentanna? Can she really be so ruthless?)

[WarxePB]

-Seth: (I'm not sure. She sounded pretty serious, so I wouldn't doubt that she would kill us... but with the way this guy's driving, they'll be lucky to even catch up to us...)

-Joe: I heard that! HEY, WATCH IT! *swerves out of the way of a cyclist* These New Yorkers, man, I tell ya! You'd think that they think they own the streets! So, what exactly are you guys runnin' from?

-Seth: Possibly vengeful aliens.

-Joe: Aliens, eh? I once got abducted by aliens... They had a bunch of weird instru-

-Daryl: WATCH OUT! *She points at a woman holding a child*

-Joe: Whoa! *swerves out of the way*

-Seth: Perhaps you should keep your eyes on the road...

[Darkfox]

Marvin: Eeeeee... FRUIT STAND!! *fruit stand is smashed* Whats a fruit stand doing in New York? O.o... well anyways, I dunno... I feel sorry for her actually. I mean, no choice other than to war all the time... what kind of society they got running there?

[WarxePB]

-Seth: Yeah, but Earth really isn't the place for them. I feel sorry for her, but Earth isn't in much condition to host another sentient race, especially a race like those guys. We'd end up killing each other.

[Darkfox]

Marvin: *sigh* I guess your right but I can't help but wonder if she really enjoys it... and what kind of future she has, she may end up having a robot body or somthing... ugh.

[WarxePB]

-Seth: What are you talking about? Having a robot body would be awesome. You'd be... like Darth Vader, and then you could say "Luke, I am your father" and chop people's hands off regularily. It would be awesome!

-Joe/Marvin/Daryl: Huh?

-Seth: Er, sorry. Just another random outburst...

[Darkfox]

Marvin: Well a robotic body has not that softness and warmth we've gotten so used to, plus it would look plain ugly! >.< And btw, Darth had some serious skin problem or somthing... O.o so I have doubts it's a healthy existance...

[WarxePB]

-Seth: Yeah, you're right. Hey Joe, how far are we from the airport?

-Joe: About 5 minutes. *almost hits a stray cat*

-Seth: You really have to be mre careful, Joe.

-Joe: Screw careful. You only live once, so you might as well make the best of it.

-Seth: That light was red...

-Joe: My point exactly.

[Darkfox]

Marvin: Good thing the cops didn't see that o.o...

***

Cop: See that Steve?
Cop: Harv, when you've been in the force as long as I have, you ain't seen nothing yet...

[WarxePB]

-Joe: We're almost there.

*Joe runs over something*

-Seth: What was that? *looks back and sees a dead guy on the street*

-Joe: That's the least of your concerns! He was probably dead anyways.

-Seth: But what would a dead guy be doing on the streets?

-Joe: Hey, this is New York.

-Seth: ...o.o

[Darkfox]

Dead Man: Insenitive joik! *jaw falls off* aw crap...

***

Cop 1: See that Steve?
Cop 2: Harv, when you've been in the force as long as I have, you ain't seen nothing yet.

***

Marvin: ...O.o

[WarxePB]

*They arrive at the airport, and Joe's taxi comes to a screeching halt*

-Joe: Well, here ya are. Hope you get away form those aliens or whatever.

-Seth: Thanks. How much do I owe you?

-Joe: Nothin'. Consider this one on the house.

-Seth: Thanks.

-Joe: No prob. If you're ever in the area again, come and see me, okay?

-Seth: Alright. *They get out of the taxi, and Joe drives off* *looks back at the taxi* There goes a great man.

-Marvin: What?

-Seth: Nevermind. Let's get out of here.

[Darkfox]

Marvin: *nods begins to walk, a hump is on his back that wasn't there before making him look like some igor*

Seth: I didn't know you were a hunchback... O.o

Marvin: Huh?

Seth: ...uh, nevermind... *they go to the airport*

[Drace]

(You two post two much! Go write a book or something!)