Author Topic: Battlers anyone? (Read 12123 times)

Bluhman · « **Reply #30 on:** October 09, 2005, 02:38:08 AM »

Bluhman is "ARROWED!" but hardly dead at all, as he's been arrowed in the teeth. His good teeth deflect the now bent arrow. Enraged and on fire, Bluhman runs straight into Dashman, who sets on fire and begins to do the "on-fire dance!"

Meiscool-2 · « **Reply #31 on:** October 09, 2005, 03:25:52 AM »

Using his wit, meiscool is reborn and begins to code a script that will create a water homing projectile to kill Bluhman. Because meiscool is a coding genius, it works and hits Bluhman, putting his fire out instantly and revealing the naked man (because his clothes were burned when he lit himself on fire). Meiscool takes the rest of the turn to laugh at the pitiful form of Bluhman and his 4 inch penis, which becomes errect everytime he yells "FLAME ON!".

Dashman · « **Reply #32 on:** October 09, 2005, 03:35:42 AM »

Burn disipates. Still seriously damaged, Dashman pays a hacker that hacks Meiscool's PC and puts a virus on it, making it explode while Meiscool is still putting coding, without letting him know. After that, runs behind a tree, 3 miles away of everyone else.

Bluhman · « **Reply #33 on:** October 09, 2005, 05:38:04 AM »

Bluhman, once again, yells "FLAME ON" and so he is flamed on.

He then proceeds to run past people, being chased by slow-moving, flesh-eating lawyers and the human torch.

Meiscool-2 · « **Reply #34 on:** October 09, 2005, 04:17:39 PM »

Meiscool looks for the only tree in the entire world that Bluhman hasn't yet burned down, and finds Dashman. Really really really pissed off about the fact that he just had his computer blow up, Meiscool holds nothing back and slices Dashman in ribbons. Then, Meiscool picks up the pieces of the threaded Dashman and hides them in various places around the world, so that he may never be reborn with all his parts attached to him.

Dashman · « **Reply #35 on:** October 09, 2005, 04:50:19 PM »

Dashman can't rejoin, but still have the power to reborn, once again. This time, as he can't rejoin, he have to use a special ability. Once that he was keeping only for a situation like this one. He uses his last chance for reborning to appear in a spirit form. A spirit with lightning powers. This power is limited, but during it he can do whatever he wants, he is immortal. He uses all the lightning he have to kill Meiscool, as revenge. As Meiscool falls death, Dashman knows the time is over, and dissapear, leaving this world, and everyone with live, forever. He can't reborn agin, Dashman have lost.

Note: This is getting better. Can I join again, please?

Meiscool-2 · « **Reply #36 on:** October 09, 2005, 05:02:24 PM »

Because Meiscool has also died three times, be can't reborn. However, using his abilites to Charm people, he scams Shadus into letting him come back, and thus is reborn.

The first thing he does is find the cut up head of Dashman and takes a piss on it, then runs about trying to find Bluhman who is still being chased by Zombie lawyers.

Dragonium · « **Reply #37 on:** October 09, 2005, 05:06:41 PM »

Dragonium physically attacks Bluhman. Beforehand, he takes the legs which Meiscool cut off and shoves them up Bluhman's arse. Then he counts all the arrows and swords that have flown around the arena. Then he attacks.

Damage = (4 / (21 x 1.3) x 12) x 500

Damage = 879

Due to being burned and repeatedly hit with everything under the sun, this means that Bluhman is now very very very badly mutilated. Just to add insult to injury, Dragonium splices into a Kaiser Dragon, capable of pwning everything in sight.

Which he does.

Meiscool-2 · « **Reply #38 on:** October 09, 2005, 05:18:27 PM »

Meiscool enjoys the sight of his legs stuck up another person's ***.

After that brisk moment, looks over the dead body of Bluhman. Using his head as a soccer ball, he kicks it straight into Dragoniums mouth. Unexpectly, Bluhman's last words were "FLAME ON!" and so at that the head bursts into flames as it travels down into the lungs of the dragon. Because Dragonium is weak to explosions, it does a great heap of damage to him.

Then, ZeroKirby wanders into the seen and sees the eradicated corpse of the hobo, Dragonium, imediatly fainting at the sight of the hidous monster.

Due to satan, Dashman is then reborn, and all his pieces come back together. By-passing a back attack on Meiscool, he goes straight to the unconsious body of ZK, unzips his friday shorts, and.... OMFG!

Dragonium · « **Reply #39 on:** October 09, 2005, 07:01:14 PM »

Dragonium, weakened, reverts back to his human form. He takes the rest of his turn to use a potion on himself, healing him back to 50% of his HP.

shadus · « **Reply #40 on:** October 11, 2005, 12:31:34 AM »

Dash please wait a few days and if no one new joins you can come back.

shadus · « **Reply #41 on:** October 12, 2005, 07:39:12 PM »

Dashman you can rejoin now if you so please.
Now to you bloody fighting!

Meiscool-2 · « **Reply #42 on:** October 12, 2005, 09:01:52 PM »

Meiscool kills Dashman three more times so he can't rejoin.

shadus · « **Reply #43 on:** October 12, 2005, 09:05:57 PM »

Only one kill at a time.Dashman gets three more lives

Meiscool-2 · « **Reply #44 on:** October 12, 2005, 09:11:02 PM »

Meiscool kills Dashman.

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