Ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

[Cerebus]

HIPPOPOTAMUS SLAP! *slaps you with a hippopotamus*
But yes, do it.

Why did they remove Mewtwo for SSBB?

[MissingName]

MEWTWO IS OP.

Why not add in Magikarp?

[Cerebus]

From Chessmaster? Man have you ever played against him? This guy would be way too overpowered.
Seriously, just try beating him.

Why is _JeT_ the only one not smiling in your sig? (excluding those with no apparent mouth)

[Musha]

Because _JeT_ is emo.

[Darrellito]

CTRL+ALT+DELETE

Why doesn't the macaroni colored crayon taste like macaroni?

[Kessembi]

You obviously have it confused with the mac-n-cheese colored one - you will not be dissappointed (u_u)Aw.

What am I supposed to do with all these balloons?

[Musha]

Tie them to your house and fly to South America.

Will Candlejack really abduct me if I say his n

[Bluhman]

No, he won't. Candlejack can't abduct you. Let people keep saying his name. I he probably likes company.

Will my flights be late?

[MissingName]

Depends upon the airport.

So I've stuck the pug in a roasting pan.  Any advice on how to cook him?

[Darrellito]

Heat to boil, stirring occasionally.

If I jump into an olympic size swimming pool full of Jello, would anyone be around to hear it?

[Musha]

Everybody would be there with spoons!  Mmmm...Jell-O.

What does badger taste like?

[Cerebus]

Mushroom, mushroom.

If I throw a bottle of pillow into a wall of fame, will the sky fall on it's knees?

[Darrellito]

No, but it will go *** to mouth.

If dead men tell no tales, what's a zombie?

[Musha]

Dead Men Get No Tail!

...unless they're vampires.

But something is happening here
But you don't know what it is
Do you, Mister Jones ?

[Darrellito]

That's not Mr. Jones. That's Mr. Anderson. And he knows Kung Fu!

What are you doin under there?