Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!

[fruckert]

Granted. It spontaneously explodes, killing your new butler

I wish that buttle wasn't such a funny word

[lilsniffs3]

Granted. It's now so unfunny and no one uses it anymore. Now, the term is "Assler."

I wish Assler wasn't such a funny word.

[Rahl]

Granted. Now its a horribly smelly word.

I wish that uranus wasn't so gassy.

[Musha]

Granted, now it's watery.

I wish for everything.

[fruckert]

Granted. Everything only applies to BDSM videos, and torture porn
Congratulations

I wish that that coin operated boy song wasn't so catchy

[Red Giant]

Granted, but your resulting apathy towards all music causes the artform to be forever distanced from you.

I wish I had like an iron man suit.

Granted. Everything only applies to BDSM videos, and torture porn
Congratulations

The idea is to give them something undesirable, fruckert

[Rahl]

Granted, only its too heavy for such a weakling and you cant move anymore.

I wish all the rain drops were gum drops.

[Darrellito]

Granted, but some have razor blades inside them, so watch out!

I wish I would never have to sleep again.

[Rahl]

Granted but he decides to become inactive again before he makes a single post.

I wish I could really wish and it would come true. lol

[Red Giant]

Granted, only its too heavy for such a weakling and you cant move anymore.

That actually made me lol.

Granted, but what is truth?

I wish I had an unlimited supply of orange juice.

[Rahl]

Granted and all the vitamin C gives you diarrhea and kidney stones.

I wish for world peace.

[Red Giant]

Granted. Everyone on earth simultaneously dies.

I wish that I had steady income without actually having a job.

[Darrellito]

Granted, but after a few months, the cops find your meth lab.

I wish  would accept  for who he is, not what he wants him to be.

[Rahl]

Granted but the world implodse because anger wills out.

I wish I had more time to work on my game...

[fruckert]

Granted. Time freezes, and you are unable to freeze it. You then go insane and kill everything, while they're frozen!

I wish that I could freeze time, and un-freeze it