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Topic: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted! (Read 503101 times)
_JeT_
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A larger Mysterious Mystery of Mysteriousness
Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
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Reply #1035 on:
November 28, 2008, 04:05:10 PM »
Granted. but you cant really do much with it, except masturbation, which tires you out quickly. Also, one day you trip and fall, and... well.. you probably get the rest.
I wish the next poster would die a terrible, gruesome death.
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Red Fox
All men play on ten!
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Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
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Reply #1036 on:
November 28, 2008, 04:58:04 PM »
Granted, Red Fox dies a horrible death in a new sort of disease wich soon spread all over the world and kills the rest of mankind.
I wish I had a cloud.
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ThexXtremeXx
Hey.
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Dum.. badum.
Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
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Reply #1037 on:
November 28, 2008, 05:08:44 PM »
granted but that cloud tries to rape you, when you are in public bathrooms.
i wish i could destroy teh warld!
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Red Fox
All men play on ten!
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Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
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Reply #1038 on:
November 28, 2008, 06:10:55 PM »
Granted, you now destoyed "teh warld". But since there isn't anything called the "teh warld" your wish does nothing. Congrats you falied at making a wish.
I wish I had an eye at the end of each toe.
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ellie-is
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Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
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Reply #1039 on:
November 28, 2008, 07:04:01 PM »
Okay. Everytime you kick something it hurts like if you poked a needle into your eye, plus you cant see with them since you still use shoes for some reason. Also oyu have no eyes in the head.
I wish for awesome powers.
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Yeah so I'm pretty
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Dominicy
All men play on ten!
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Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
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Reply #1040 on:
November 28, 2008, 07:24:40 PM »
Granted, you're a dick about those, too, and everyone hates you. KIDDING DON'T KILL ME.
I wish for unlimited power from the dark side.
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ellie-is
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Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
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Reply #1041 on:
November 28, 2008, 07:28:12 PM »
Okay. But awesome jedi knights team up and kill you with unlimited power from the nice side.
I wish for a lazer sword.
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Yeah so I'm pretty
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I'm a fat-***
Red Fox
All men play on ten!
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Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
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Reply #1042 on:
November 28, 2008, 08:57:49 PM »
Granted, it works for one day then it fails.
I wish my wish contain a unnatural amount of "i"'s.
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Fisherson
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Just call me Fish.
Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
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Reply #1043 on:
November 29, 2008, 05:56:12 AM »
Granted. They form an army "i"'s and invade Greenland and destroy it.
I wish that I could have nex posters wishes for life!
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Red Fox
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Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
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Reply #1044 on:
November 29, 2008, 04:33:18 PM »
Granted.
I wish I was gay.
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ellie-is
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Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
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Reply #1045 on:
November 29, 2008, 04:49:32 PM »
Okay. But you have to take it in the butt every day.
I wish I had boobs.
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Quote from: Zerlina on February 05, 2012, 08:59:46 PM
Yeah so I'm pretty
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I'm a fat-***
Phayre
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Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
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Reply #1046 on:
November 29, 2008, 06:20:22 PM »
Granted, but they're saggy, heavy, and cause you to hunch over with excruciating back pain.
I wish I had an awesome camera.
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Dominicy
All men play on ten!
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Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
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Reply #1047 on:
November 29, 2008, 07:19:49 PM »
Granted. It takes hours to cool down between shots.
I wish I knew German. :3
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lilsniffs3
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Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
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Reply #1048 on:
November 30, 2008, 04:14:27 AM »
Granted. War veterans shoot you down, thinking you're a Nazi.
I wish Rorschash doesn't- wait, you're anticipating the movie. I wish Terminator Salvation, The Day the Earth Stood Still, and Watchmen combined to make a super epic movie.
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Roland_Deschain
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I'm... BATMAN.
Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
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Reply #1049 on:
November 30, 2008, 05:01:33 PM »
Granted, but the title is Super Epic Movie and it's a parody.
I wish I was someone else who is alive and not about to die. Or in a coma. Or a parapalegic or quadrapeligic.
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