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Topic: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted! (Read 506303 times)
Rahl
Lord Of Gamedwellers
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Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
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Reply #1530 on:
April 06, 2009, 11:44:23 PM »
Granted, never...
I wish I had more motivation to do things...
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Darkfox
These spectacles do nothing
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Posts: 10,215
Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
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Reply #1531 on:
April 06, 2009, 11:46:24 PM »
Granted, but now you don't know WHAT to do! Don't you just HATE when that happens?
I wish I had a potato chip.
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Musha
Brooding Artist
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Posts: 799
Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
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Reply #1532 on:
April 07, 2009, 12:35:36 AM »
Granted, but a dog with the trots squatted on it.
I wish I knew kung fu.
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Darkfox
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Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
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Reply #1533 on:
April 07, 2009, 12:38:05 AM »
Granted, but you end up like Kung Fu Joe.
I wish I knew gun-fu.
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Musha
Brooding Artist
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Posts: 799
Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
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Reply #1534 on:
April 07, 2009, 03:29:17 AM »
Granted. Too bad you don't have any guns.
I wish for guns....lots of guns.
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Darkfox
These spectacles do nothing
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Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
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Reply #1535 on:
April 07, 2009, 03:34:32 AM »
Granted, but they are aimed at you.
I wish I picked up wepon (Full-Life Consequences reference).
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DedlellyDeth
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Posts: 1,215
Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
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Reply #1536 on:
April 07, 2009, 03:36:24 AM »
Granted. She turns out to be a transvestite.
SCENARIO 2!!!: She sues you for sexual harassment.
I wish life were like anime, with things like slaps 3 times repeated and giant sweat drops etc.
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The previous post may contain rudeness. I'm just trying to help people, is all. I apologize for any damages inflicted. I just want to be friends.
Rahl
Lord Of Gamedwellers
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Posts: 2,356
Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
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Reply #1537 on:
April 07, 2009, 08:33:15 PM »
Granted, everyone in the world is now a nerd, including me as I remain such.
I wish I could tell its not butter.
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Darkfox
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Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
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Reply #1538 on:
April 07, 2009, 08:40:51 PM »
Granted, but you aren't happy to know what it is...
I wish I had some strawberry shortcake.
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Rahl
Lord Of Gamedwellers
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Posts: 2,356
Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
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Reply #1539 on:
April 07, 2009, 08:48:25 PM »
Granted now your face is covered in it. Grats
I wish for a great ability to draw anime.
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zuhane
Freakalicious
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Posts: 2,192
Kill me
Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
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Reply #1540 on:
April 07, 2009, 09:37:44 PM »
Granted. But all you can draw is furry dead dog Hitler **** corpse hentai.
I wish I had a face.
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Geese ruined my life.
https://soundcloud.com/tom-kingston-3/geese
Rahl
Lord Of Gamedwellers
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Posts: 2,356
Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
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Reply #1541 on:
April 07, 2009, 09:50:23 PM »
Granted you now look like Drew Berrimore. Grats
I wish I had a leather rolly chair for my desk.
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DedlellyDeth
Exemplar
Posts: 1,215
Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
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Reply #1542 on:
April 07, 2009, 10:09:02 PM »
Granted, but you have so much fun spinning in it that you vomit and then become unconscious. No, actually, the other way around.
I wish I was a wandering soul that could possess the body of anyone.
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The previous post may contain rudeness. I'm just trying to help people, is all. I apologize for any damages inflicted. I just want to be friends.
Rahl
Lord Of Gamedwellers
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Posts: 2,356
Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
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Reply #1543 on:
April 07, 2009, 11:52:51 PM »
Granted but you decide to posess nerds.
I wish for vonage.
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HobomasterXXX
Your eyes. Are an ocean. Your breasts. Are also an ocean.
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Posts: 2,700
Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
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Reply #1544 on:
April 08, 2009, 05:40:10 AM »
"Whats that? My hearings going a bit funny as of late... bondage you say? Well ok then you little whippersnapper"
Suddenly you are tied up with leather straps, and a midget is whipping you with a cat of nine tails.
I wish for a copy of Left 4 Dead.
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1:24 PM - [Razor]: I almost fell off my chair
1:24 PM - [Razor]: in anticipation for DICK
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