Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!

[supasora]

granted, but you decide to cook naked and horrible things happen.

I wish theyed stop compairing Micheal Jackson to Elvis.

[Cloud_765]

Granted. They now compare Michael Jackson to God.

I wish I had a pet Ninja Bear.

[Fisherson]

Granmted, but it you don't speak bear, thus it ignores you screams of help in english as it rips you oepna nd eats you alive.

I wish Noobs didn't post for a short time and then leave. >w<

[MissingName]

Granted.  Now they spam constantly.

I wish it wasn't raining.

[Fisherson]

Granted, but without that precious moisture the earth slowly dries up and we die.

I wish that every woman in the world would suddenly grow to 40 feet tall and still retian their charms. ^w^

[Musha]

Granted, but you were standing beneath a steel cable, and you grew so rapidly it cut you in half.

I wish I had metal teeth like that Jaws guy in <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The Spy Who Loved Me (film)">The Spy Who Loved Me</a>.

[MissingName]

Granted, but they're so heavy your bottom jaw falls off.

I wish I had the submarine car in The Spy Who Loved Me.

[fruckert]

Granted, but it's just a movie prop.
You try to use it and die.

I wish the new WoW expansion didn't look so badass.

[Cloud_765]

Granted, but it's just a movie prop.
You try to use it and die.

I wish the new WoW expansion didn't look so badass.

Granted, but the one after THAT does. Either way you're screwed.

I wish people didn't think I was leaving.

[Silver Incubus]

Granted, but you are a gay fish that is the lover of kanye west.

I wish I had a super awesome Income where I could do whatever I wanted and get paid.

[supasora]

granted, but you become extremly obease from not doing anything and die from drowning in your own body fat.

I wish they made a actual super micheal jackson brothers game.

[Cloud_765]

Granted but it's not as super as you'd think.

I wish for awesome.

[luigifan33]

Granted, but now your once-dead ferret named awesome is out to kill you.

I wish for rabid weasels to spontainiously combust!

[MissingName]

Granted.  However, they were hiding in your crack stash when your wish comes true.

I wish this pencil in front of me had lead in it.

[luigifan33]

Granted, but while thinking about somthing you chew on the pencil and get lead posioning.

I wish for my wishes not to be corrupted!