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Topic: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted! (Read 538069 times)
Darkfox
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Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
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Reply #2220 on:
October 29, 2009, 11:23:41 PM »
Granted, but you die and nobody really cares anyways.
I wish I was Strong Bad.
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Musha
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Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
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Reply #2221 on:
November 03, 2009, 05:57:24 AM »
Granted. The King of Town mistakes you for a lollipop and eats your head.
I wish I had my avatar's outfit in real life.
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blue_emerald777
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Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
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Reply #2222 on:
November 03, 2009, 09:44:02 PM »
Granted. People now think you can survive a gunshot. You can't.
I wish making printed materials was less of a hassle.
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Musha
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Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
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Reply #2223 on:
November 05, 2009, 11:09:37 PM »
Granted, but since any idiot can now do it, Staples and Kinko's go out of business, thereby causing massive worldwide unemployment. I hope you're happy.
I wish I was a line-of-sight teleporter like Nightcrawler.
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Darkfox
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Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
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Reply #2224 on:
November 07, 2009, 11:07:18 PM »
Granted, but one day you get stuck in that really freaky other dimension.
I wish for a dinner fit for a king!
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ellie-is
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Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
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Reply #2225 on:
November 08, 2009, 03:48:33 PM »
Okay. You're not allowed to eat it, since you are not a king. You just stare while some fat guy with a crown eats everything.
I wish I had a girlfriend.
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MissingName
Here you go. Juicy Fruit. Happy?
Exemplar
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The scotch is well hidden. So scram.
Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
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Reply #2226 on:
November 08, 2009, 03:56:16 PM »
Granted. She dumps you in 30 seconds to a rich old man who smells like vick's vapo rub.
I actually wish for the same thing as Lucas. /depressed
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Darkfox
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Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
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Reply #2227 on:
November 08, 2009, 08:14:49 PM »
Granted. But she dumbs you in 30 seconds for a crooked used car salesman.
I wish for a
Shillelagh
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Bluhman
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Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
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Reply #2228 on:
November 08, 2009, 10:13:10 PM »
Granted. It can't throw magic, though.
I wish I could change my hands into tools.
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Darkfox
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Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
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Reply #2229 on:
November 10, 2009, 06:26:14 AM »
Granted, you are now Dusty, but you don't talk much, are overweight, and get tired easily.
I wish the Star Wars craze was over already.
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Musha
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Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
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Reply #2230 on:
November 11, 2009, 12:19:54 PM »
Granted, but the Kingdom Hearts craze doubles in intensity to compensate for the void left by Star Wars.
I wish crazes would just stop altogether so I don't feel embarassed for liking something that has a gigantic squealing fanbase made up of annoying 12-year-olds and soccer moms.
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Darkfox
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Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
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Reply #2231 on:
November 11, 2009, 09:48:32 PM »
Granted, the world is now at peace, sorta, except... er... hard to corrupt... well... nothing gets popular? Y'know... it'd actually be very good, FF7 fanboys/fangirls will stop saying how "hawt" Sephiroth and Cloud are... y'know what? That's a damn good wish!
I wish for a grilled cheese sandwich.
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MissingName
Here you go. Juicy Fruit. Happy?
Exemplar
Posts: 1,919
The scotch is well hidden. So scram.
Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
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Reply #2232 on:
November 11, 2009, 10:11:27 PM »
Granted. It's ricotta on sourdough.
I wish for a stick chewing gum. THAT HASN'T ALREADY BEEN CHEWED ON.
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Angel Walter
Better Spriter Than They Were Before
Acolyte
Posts: 380
Truthseeker or Victim of Applied Metaphysics?
Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
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Reply #2233 on:
November 11, 2009, 10:41:30 PM »
Granted. A certain ingredient in the gum give you a brain tumuor. Have fun with that.
I wish for a super-special-awesome picture scanner! No zombies please.
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Action figures by Fisherson! What a fine fellow he is!
Musha
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Re: Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!
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Reply #2234 on:
November 14, 2009, 10:30:57 PM »
No zombies? Okay, you get a vampire. A Twilight Vampire. And he breaks your picture scanner.
I wish I could navigate the gap between dimensions.
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