Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted!

[PROGUY]

Granted, but as you do your superhero stuff you tend to mess up most of the time. As a result, the world now hates you and you will regret having those powers.

I wish I was Japanese.

[PROGUY]

Granted, but the critics and reviewers went missing so your game is not widely known.

I wish I visited Charas more often.

[PROGUY]

Granted, but the critics and reviewers went missing so your art is not widely known.

I wish Drakiyth is back.

[Fisherson]

Granted! But he's stuck by a rapaging moose and crippled.

I wish everyone knew I wasn't dead. <.<

[fruckert]

Sorry, what?

I wish that hipsters would stop using "ironic" ironically.

[PROGUY]

Granted. Instead they use "sarcastic" sarcastically.

I wish this forum would be more lively to be in.

[NovemberJoy]

Granted, but now there are hundreds of spammers, bots, flamers, and noobs, so the site is never dull, but the moderators are overworked. The moderators eventually quit, and Charas dies for good.

I wish that I could sprite really well, and was good at other stuff, so I could make a good game.

[phillip254]

"Oh yeah, and then the world runs out of resources, the economy turns into a steaming pile of elephant dung, and Paris Hilton catches syphilis. What else is new?
Also, everyone dies. I almost forgot that part."

Pretty much this would be a nice view.

[desiderata]

Granted, but now there are hundreds of spammers, bots, flamers, and noobs, so the site is never dull, but the moderators are overworked. The moderators eventually quit, and Charas dies for good.

I wish that I could sprite really well, and was good at other stuff, so I could make a good game.

Granted, but you made it on an obsolete system that no one can play it.

I wish I had more wishes.