Vending Machine

[Felix-0]

Pulls out the fact the Dirge was a better FPS though (okay thats a little too long)

Pulls out Fallout 3

Puts in Devil (-e) may cry

[Rahl]

Pulls out another copy of Fallout 3 (really want one)

Puts back in all the kings hourse and all the kings men.

[A Forgotten Legend]

Pulls out broken pieces of humpty dumpty. (how the frick do you spell that)

Puts in two raw eggs.

[Felix-0]

A chicken comes out

I put in a 404

[Rahl]

A sock for your mouth comes out of the machine

I put back in a note saying "those words be forbidden in these parts partner"

[lilsniffs3]

Gary's old Teddy Bear comes out.

I put in Dirge of Cerberus because I think Square Enix puts too much crap into FFVII, the most over rated game ever.

[fruckert]

A button comes out, which I press, which destroys all copies of Dirge of Cerberus, which makes it so we can't put that game into the machine any more

I put in a Shamshir+1

[Rahl]

O no you di'n comes out of the machine

I put tears for those who cannot see FF VII's greatness back into the machine.

(That just brings sorrow to my heart in all honesty, makes me think of someone born without eyes, sadness for they who have never seen the light. Bless you in that one day you may see your way in this great confusion you seem to be lost in my friend.)

[lilsniffs3]

Out comes

FINAL FANTASY SEVEN ADVENT CHILDREN.....
14.99 at Target!!!!
IN BLU RAY HIGH DEFINITION!!!!

but wait! There's more!

LIMITED EDITION PLASTIC BUSTER SWORD
12.99 at ToysRUs!
IN 100% PLASTIC!

There's still more!

DIRGE OF CERBERUS
5.99 at Game Stop!
In Limited Edition for PS TOOOOOOOOOOO

But wait!

CRISIS CORE
SNOWBOARDING
AND LAST ORDER!!!!!

Order nao.

I put it Chrono Trigger.

[HobomasterXXX]

O no you di'n comes out of the machine

I put tears for those who cannot see FF VII's greatness back into the machine.

(That just brings sorrow to my heart in all honesty, makes me think of someone born without eyes, sadness for they who have never seen the light. Bless you in that one day you may see your way in this great confusion you seem to be lost in my friend.)

Look its fine to like it, its a good game, its just people treat it as the messiah or something. ITS A FUCKING GAME
anyway moving on....

1 EXTRA DUNGEON AND A TERRIBLE REPETATIVE QUESTLINE, NOW AVALIABLE ON NINTENDO DS comes out.

I put in some porno mags.

[Rahl]

Out of the machine come mountain dew

(Looks at moutain dew thinking whats wrong with the world, I would without a doubt buy every single bit of FF VII merchandise if they were still selling it.)

I put back in Sephieroth action figure in memory of the game that changed the world.

[Felix-0]

FFVIII comes out Mmmmm My favorite (Pulls out fork and Knife)

Puts in Star ocean(get away from TBC plx)

[lilsniffs3]

Out comes Star Wars.

I put in Fisherson.

[ThexXtremeXx]

Blank Paper comes out.

I put in Banjo Kazooie

[Felix-0]

Banjo Kazooie Nuts and bolts comes out

I put in A bag Of empty Marshmellow