Vending Machine

[Bluhman]

The machine goes insane and commits suicide.

I put a phoenix feather into the dead machine.

[_JeT_]

The machine is revived, but with only 20 % of its max health...

I put a bomb fragment into the machine.

[Bluhman]

The machine runs its defragmenter, and then dispenses a full bomb. With the fuse lit.

I put a cross into the machine.

[Rahl]

Out of the machine comes +80% Health

I put into the machine Shield Materia.

[Fisherson]

Out comes a black could that devours all that touches it's dark body.

I grab my blaster of my belt and fire at it, but the beam misses and  goes into the machine slot.

[DedlellyDeth]

Out comes IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR

I put in a Mudkip.

[Rahl]

Out of the machine comes a MUD.

I put back into the machine a TBG.

[TGF]

Out comes a BLT.

I put in Package Man.

[Bluhman]

He comes back out as a robot master.

I put 11 herbs and spices into the machine.

[Rahl]

Out comes Spice soup from SOT series.

I put back into the machine the sword of truth.

[uilo]

Out comes the "Sword of destruction of the holy devastation and infinite pain".

I put a nuclear missile into the machine.

[Rahl]

Out comes Megaton city.

I put in Megaton city with the bomb activated.

[DedlellyDeth]

Out comes an explosion.

I insert a lizard eating a cat.

[Rahl]

Out of the machine comes a muatated lizard.

I put back into the machine a Viper Prick.

[Fisherson]

Out comes a note from the FCC saying:
This post has been censored for your protection.

I put "Freaking federation of FCC" song from FG into the machine.