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Offline fruckert

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1485 on: October 23, 2009, 05:27:33 AM »
Out comes SATAN!

I put in CTHULHU!
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Ellie: I had a slice of ham in my hand. I was going to drop it, so I slapped it hard. It attached itself to the wall

Offline Obvious Sock Account

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1486 on: October 23, 2009, 11:28:30 AM »
Shub Niggurath, Azathoth, Yog-Sothoth and all the other Great Old Ones and Outer Gods fall out of the machine.  They all huddle in a corner and cry, saddened by the fact that you don't know who they are and yet know who Cthuhlu is.

I put a map of Canada in the machine.
« Last Edit: October 23, 2009, 11:50:24 AM by Obvious Sock Account »
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To the Halls of the Fallen the mighty march.
Their achievements cheat both death and eternity.
Lives filled with honour and deaths filled with glory,
In songs and in poems their heroism lives on.

Offline Shinku Ryu

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1487 on: October 23, 2009, 10:06:23 PM »
comes out a ripped peice of paper ....DONCHYAKNOW!!

puts John McLame in...
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1488 on: October 23, 2009, 11:18:38 PM »
Quote from: Obvious Sock Account on October 23, 2009, 11:28:30 AM
Shub Niggurath, Azathoth, Yog-Sothoth and all the other Great Old Ones and Outer Gods fall out of the machine.  They all huddle in a corner and cry, saddened by the fact that you don't know who they are and yet know who Cthuhlu is.
Your assumptions that I'm a conformist douchetard offend me good sir :'(

Out comes Osama Barraken.

I put in giant slug man of doom.
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Ellie: I had a slice of ham in my hand. I was going to drop it, so I slapped it hard. It attached itself to the wall

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1489 on: October 23, 2009, 11:23:50 PM »
Out comes a flute.
If you don't get it, good.

I put in an ocarina, along with Seed.
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Ellie: I had a slice of ham in my hand. I was going to drop it, so I slapped it hard. It attached itself to the wall

Offline Musha

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1490 on: October 27, 2009, 11:35:06 PM »
Voldo comes out.  ("Comes out" heh heh, get it?  Aw, never mind.)

I steal Voldo's <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katar">katars</a> and put them in the vending machine.
« Last Edit: October 27, 2009, 11:37:30 PM by Musha »
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Offline Darkfox

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1491 on: October 28, 2009, 12:36:47 AM »
In comes the wizard to strangle you to get his wand back.

I step aside to avoid the magical violence and put Monty Python into the machine.
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Offline MissingName

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1492 on: October 28, 2009, 01:31:01 AM »
After about an hour of popping noises, out comes deflated bubble wrap.

I decide to put wrapping paper in the machine.
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Offline Darkfox

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1493 on: October 28, 2009, 06:09:07 AM »
Out comes rice wrapped in rice paper. You rice eater... NEVER OFFERED ME ANY! :( I like rice...

I put fried rice into the machine.
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Offline Fisherson

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1494 on: November 01, 2009, 10:14:03 PM »
Out comes a Steampunked Nerf gun.

I put in my hate and sorrow into the machine. > : )
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1495 on: November 02, 2009, 02:51:58 AM »
Out comes a few bones and a skull, then a sickly groan.

I stick some homemade cornbread into the machine.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1496 on: November 12, 2009, 03:29:01 AM »
OUT pops a weasel.

I put in a cherry pot pie, and run away gracefully.
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Offline Felix-0

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1497 on: November 12, 2009, 11:01:04 AM »
A handful of cherry pits fall out.

I put in a gigantic space heater.
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Offline Fisherson

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1498 on: November 13, 2009, 02:51:14 AM »
Out comes a Gargantuan Space Freezer.

I put logic and wisdom into the machine.
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Offline MissingName

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #1499 on: November 13, 2009, 02:58:26 AM »
Out comes a computer.

I put a glass of apple cider in the machine.
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