Vending Machine

[Bluhman]

The machine burps, and out comes Kirby, who wants more food!

I put a dynamite into the kirby into the machine.

[Fisherson]

A Bombob comes out and explodes.

I put a the Hicth hiker's guide to the galaxy in there(the accaul guide).

[Lukas]

A shield with a dead dragon printed on comes out
(gun shot to the head?!)
Puts a murder clue in!

[Emerates]

Gun comes out, because your insert was an epic fail.

[Lukas]

i insert a quarter thinking its a pop machine
and impatient of his gum!

[X_marks_the_ed]

The machine claims it never got a quarter, then shifts eyes.

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[Lukas]

A gum flavored i pop that has your favorite playlist comes out.
I throw at the machine and it throws it back ten times harder!
I then walk home with a black eye.

Edit:I hate gum!!

[Bluhman]

I put the Book of Atrus into the machine.

[Lukas]

The machine spits it out because it cant read!
Cries a little.

EDIT:Lukas laughs and the machine throws the book at him!
Smaking him in the same eye!
Again he walks home crying!

[Lukas]

Lukas approtches the machine, Hoping for forgiveness!
Puts in a cow hoof.

[Lukas]

Id tell you what you will get
but apperently my mouth has gone missing!
Dont play with knifes!

... Or women with knifes!

[Lukas]

My surgery was a success!
The machine gives you a right hand.

[Fisherson]

I see my new vending Machine is working good,master Hilter II will be pleased.

I put Ed,Lukas in the machine.

[Red Fox]

You get a god.
I put in a finger, of a horse in the machine.

[Dominicy]

A unicorn flies out.

I put in all these posts I can't understand in the slightest in the machine.