Vending Machine

[Felix-0]

a bluhman ina can comes out!

Puts in halo record after game
5 kills : 7 deaths : its over 9000 assists

lol thats no show-off thats him complaining cause an assist usually means someone stole your kill LOL

[Darrellito]

*Pushes Felix-0 out of the way* A extremely smelly fart is released.


I put a bootleg copy of spore into the machine.

[fruckert]

Awesome no after 3 install lock comes out (true story, no I'm not a pirate)

I put in all the worlds Japanophiles

(sorry for the edit, my original was dumb)

[Djanki]

You get AIDS.

I put in a laser.

[Felix-0]

Shoop da woop comes out

I put cowbell in the machine

[Bluhman]

"FAIL!!!" The machine yells as it thwacks you over the head with a ruler.

I put an electric bill into the machine.

[Felix-0]

bullet bill comes out

puts in iPhone

[mironic]

60000000 bees come out and rape you....

i put some papers into the machine.

[Felix-0]

book of books come out

I put 9999 needles into the machine and press the cactuar dance button

[Fisherson]

The Machine uses 10,000 needles on Felix-0.
Felix takes 10,000 damage.
Felix was K.Oed.
Felix-0 received a Bundle of catus needle. Bundle of Catus needles added to iventory.
The Vending Machine gains 150XP

I put an Improbility Drive in the machine.

[fruckert]

Yarn puke comes out

I put in my imaginary collection of ferret skulls
...
Don't ask

[Felix-0]

baby skulls come out

Felix puts Muffin pie in the machine *mmm mmm good*

[fruckert]

The machine levels up, seeing as it already has 150xp and your pie had a hidden rare candy (woot!)

I put in Jamaica

[Darrellito]

The entire world's pot supply comes out.

I put in a J-roller.

[Fisherson]

The machine is stoned, and a guy named Killa comes out and hit's you in the stomach.
"Where's my money, boy?"
*You are shot in the knee cap*
"Where my money!"

I put Jet in the machine.