Your Dream Car?

[Bluhman]

My dream car?

It would be a glorious carriage. Pulled by both dog and horse. Upon the hood, would be two sturdy anvils, supplying extra support and stature to the already glistening vehicle. Upon its side would be a fine, red, fire alarm, telling me accurately when my car is on fire, and when it is not. In the back, A beautiful ornamented douglas fir would stand, straight and tall, making my everlasting beauty of my ride seen from every corner of the world. Finally, adorning me at my seat would be a fine machine gun, worthy of a king, and in front of me, the finest of computers to help me surf the interweb whilst I lead my horses and dogs throughout the city to boast my grandeur.

A picture of this fine carriage can be seen below...



Ah, yes...