Trapped on a Deserted Island

[A Forgotten Legend]

---You and everyone else that posts here are on a deserted island.
Objects on Island:
-A Fresh Water Lake that will last as long as everyone's life span put together.
-Palm Trees
-A Jungle
-Coconuts
-Grapes
-Strawberry Patches
-Peaches
-Wild Hogs (Male/Female)
-Lots of Timber (from trees, duh its a jungle!!)
-Enough hammers for each person
-millions of nails (the ones you build with!)
-The Idiot's Guide to Building a Community on a Deserted Island
-A few extra copies of The Idiot's Guide to Building a Community on a Deserted Island
-A nice beach
-a million dollars (that you can't use hahahaha! Or can you?)
-Hundreds of Cows/Bulls (so they can make babies! Yum...)
-Birds (Includes: Chickens, Ridiculous Rebellious Red Reading Ravens, Odd Outrageous Orange Owls, Blue Jays... etc.)
-A Saw for everyone
-Enough paper to bring down a plane. (heh.. heh... heh...)
-Enough Pencils to bring down a plane (heh... heh... heh...)
-A Charas Pub Videogame
-A System to play Charas Pub Videogame
-An Energizer Generator to power the videogame system (it goes on and on)
-The Energizer Bunny
-The clothes on your backs
new:
-the hatch (similar to lost)
-a room label XXX (locked)
-A computer with the homepage of eh76sucks.com



Rules:
-You just ruin the game by killing everyone/using special abilties/ etc.
-Post kind of like in charas pub
-Don't do anything crazy or insane to ruin the game.
-No one is saved unless i end the game!!!!!! (That would be plain stupid!)
-I'll come up with other things as people post
-No porn links *cough*eh76*cough*



So let's begin----


AFL: Omg, our plane just crashed!!!!!
Lucas: Duh.
Meiscool: I can walk again!!!
Grandy: You could always walk.
Meiscool: Then why was I in that wheelchair?
Grandy: Because you stole it from that guy over there!
AFL: Ew... he's cooking...
Lucas: Anyone got a fire extinguisher?
AFL: Nope.
Meiscool: Let's resort to cannibalism.
Grandy: That's for Moose.
AFL: Right. Remember in the Charas Pub Game when he ate you and ...what was his name?
Lucas: J-master?
AFL: That's it!
Grandy: You pushed us.
AFL: Ah. Right.


--Stick to the story!!!!  And make some mysterious things happen!  And why is Koopapooper or whatever his name is still posting?  We killed him!  Can someone kill of eh76?--

[Daetyrnis]

Daetyrnis: "Seriously now everyone, we should discuss what to do first."

AFL: "I totally vote that we eat something, or someone!"

Daetyrnis: "... Did you miss the luncheon before take off or something?  Anyways, over there is some copies of The Idiot's Guide to Building a Community on a Deserted Island.  My vote is that some of us read those."

Meiscool: "I vote for a wild gay orgy."

ZKX: "But Meis, you're a woman!!"

Meiscool: "Yes, yes I am."

*the group discovers Warxe's "dead" body underneath the books*

All: "OMG!"

[Ben]

Gemini: not....Hes not dead...Hes just playing Dead
Meis: Its called RP...And its sexy
Warxe:Im...not...playing....dead....Its....Roofinol

Gemini: Roofie'd. Harsh.
             Anyways, Im going to the other side of this island, to start my own rival colony. This is going nowhere without conflict. And if theres anything Lord of the flies taught me, its that I dont wanna be on the fat kids team.

Gemini Leaves with the generator, and a shatload of supplies

[Meiscool-2]

Meiscool: There are Ravens on this desert island.
Gemini: And look, one is reading The Idiot's Guide to Building a Community on a Deserted Island.
Meiscool: There are Reading Ravens on this desert island.
Daetyrnis: That's ridiculous.
Meiscool: There are Ridiculous Reading Ravens on this desert island.
AFL: Funny though, they are red and not black.
Lucas: That's pretty rebellious.
Meiscool: There are Ridiculous Rebellious Red Reading Ravens on this desert island.
ZKX: lol, what a riot.
Gemini: And look, there is an owl sitting in between them.
Daetyrnis: That's odd.
AFL: Funny though, it is orange and not brown.
Lucas: That's pretty outrageous.
Meiscool: There are Odd Outrageous Orange Owls on this desert island.
ZKX: lol, what a hoot.

[A Forgotten Legend]

AFL: Ugh... assonance... too much english... Hey!  I'm gonna miss that test tomorrow!! Yay!!!
Lucas: 7...
AFL: You can stop counting.
Lucas: But its fun!
AFL:...I'm hungry!
Lucas: We know!
AFL: But I did miss the luncheon!  I was still asleep in the lobby and nobody bothered to wake me up!
Daetyrnis: That was Lucas's job.
AFL: LUCAS!!!!!!!
Lucas: Ah!!!!
*a Ridiculous Rebellious Red Reading Raven throws book at AFL.*
AFL: Ow!
Lucas: *lol*
AFL: I'll get you eventually.  And you too bird.

[Ben]

Gemini lops a stone from his side of the island to lacas' head.


Gemini:Nobody uses the word 'luncheon'

[A Forgotten Legend]

AFL: But I said luncheon and Daetyrnis said it.  Lucas didn't.
Gemini: Oh.
AFL: Ow!  Stop you birds!  *Throws coconut at birds*
Ravens:  We'll be back for your soul!
AFL: Am I hearing things?
Lucas: Yes.
AFL: That explains it.

[Ben]

Throws Coconut at AFL.

Gemini: Nobody says luncheon anymore.
Nobody else is on my side of the island... I guess that makes me the absolute ruler.

*Throws coconut at daetyrnis for no real reason*

[Daetyrnis]

Daetyrnis: *gets hits by a thrown coconut* "Ow!  What the hell?  Who was that?" *looks around*
Gemini: "It was the communists!"
Lucas: "Hey!  What did we do?"
Meiscool: "For one, you divided the people of Germany."
AFL: "You also waged war on the democratic countries."
Warxe: *dies*
Razor: "In theory, communism works, in theory."
Daetyrnis: "That's it!  Who's with me, er... against the communists!" *grabs all but one of the The Idiot's Guide to Building a Community on a Deserted Island books, except the one that the Ridiculous Rebellious Red Reading Raven is reading*

[A Forgotten Legend]

AFL:Hm... if it means food than i'm with you!
Daetyrnis: Look at this convenient You Are Here sign... we want to go here!

[Emerates]

Emerates: No, no you don't.

[Meiscool-2]

Meiscool: I'm gonna go have se-... I mean; I'm gonna go to the other side with Gemini.

[Daetyrnis]

Daetyrnis: "Hey everyone, come to the anti-communist side!!  We have absolutely free cookies!!"

[Daetyrnis]

Daetyrnis: "But Lucas, you're the commie that threw the coconut at me, right?" *snatches cookies away*

[Grandy]

 Grandy: Hey guys, I just found a lottery ticket! It has this sequence of numbers on it, and coincidentally, today is the day that is a week before this number will be the day of the day, and coincidentally, I threw a coin upwards, it fell heads up almost the same ammount of times!
 Lucas: I saw this in Lost, must mean soon enough we'll be covered in mysteries and theories and fans claiming this to be based on true events.
 Grandy: Or this could go in my book of almost-a-coincidence-but-not-quite events. Like that time I tried to run for the presidency of Brasil.

 *flashback*
 Grandy: I'm a thief.
 Lula: Me too.
 Grandy: What a coincidence!
 Lula: ...but not quite.
 *ends flashback*

 Grandy: Dunno how he was ellected instead of me. I mean, at least I was honest about my part-time job.
 MIC: Stealing?
 Grandy: Oh, no. I meant being a ballet dancer. *À la seconde, then Fouetté en tournant and finally Pirouette away*
 Lucas: That was rather disturbing.
 MIC: Does your president also do that?
 Lucas: Not in public, no.