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Have you ever mowed the lawn with one of those? Hard ****ing work. Them whippersnippers are for cutting around the edges of grass and at fencelines, not for mowing.
Hah. Over here we just let the grass grow. Why take care of it? If its too big, it will die. If its small, rain will make it grow. Its simple, really.
There are no snakes here despite popular belief that Brazil is nothing but jungle.
Ellie: I had a slice of ham in my hand. I was going to drop it, so I slapped it hard. It attached itself to the wall