Huge problem

[Prpl_Mage]

Well, I donno how to tell you guys this but I have nowhere else to turn...

You see... I have a sister, she's three year younger than me and we are only related through our father(different mother), she's a pain in the *** and the common teenager aroudn here. Fashion, tv, music and all that...

But she was able to get my diary...
Well not exactly a diary but the password for my webiste where I like to write my thoughts of life and such, soem of it is really personal and some of it are things I'm more or less ashamed of even thinking and it's awful that I even wrote it down....
So, she's apperantly been reading it for quite some time now and I realised yesterday that she decided to change the password(didn't know 'till
 she told me).

And well, she would easilly be able to get my passwords to all my games, and forums without a problem as I keep them there... The only password I really can remember without writing down is Charas, Msn, my website. So anything else might just be taken over as she see fit.

So, she came to my room last night and told her that she's the one who did it and I more or less freaked out... I couldn't believe how I could let such a thing happen... And she gave me her ultimatium....
[SPOILER] She want's to have... Sexual engagement with me... Since she havn't done it yet and our father won't allow her near any boys around here. I mean, she's cool and got a great body but we've been living together for almost our entire life... Well, she likes me but i never thought it would be in that way...Just brotherly... This is so confusing for me, like some bizzare dream.[/SPOILER]

And that's my problem... I can't make her give the password back, she can easilly acces my website anywhere and print it and make it go around in schools and such if I try anything... And she will do it unless I do agree to her conditions...

I have NO friggin' idea what to do.... I can't do that, it would be seriously wrong... But I can't let all that stuff get out... But I can't do it to my gal' either... What would she say if she found out? But there might be some more serious things in my "diary" after all....

I could use some advice.... Or an assasin for that matter... I have no idea what to do about this... I never even concidered it possible...

[ZeroKirbyX]

Don't go for it. Really, incest, unless it's you're birthday and you got that new PSXXX, is a very, VERY bad idea.

[DragonBlaze]

You could try to set her up with someone else. If you have a gf, or are related to her in any way, then you should do ANYTHING with her under any circumstances. The worse that could happen if you don't do anything with her is that she'll share your secrets with people. You may be picked on at school for a little while, but you're friends will still be there with you. If you had sex with her, the deed will be with you for the rest of your life, if some secrets got out, some people may think differantly about you, but at least you wouldn't do anything you're  gonna regret.

[Drakiyth]

Ummm April Fools anybody? What the **** is all have to say to this entire thread Purple.   If it's not an april fools joke...  Bang your sister make sure it's good and you have fun and get your **** back..  Hey, it's the only way.

Sometimes you have to take one for the team.


Rock on brother  

[Moosetroop11]

How bad are these secrets anyway? I mean, you must be using some **** crazy porn sites to be contemplating sleeping with your sister to prevent the truth getting out 0_o

I mean, I would do the deed. But she's not my sister. In other words, my advice with this level of information, is under no circumstances sleep with her.

And if this is a joke then, well... It's an extremely elaborate and unusual joke and he deserves a serious reaction XD

[Dragonium]

If this is an April Fool's joke this thread will be legendary.

If not, you should not sleep with your sister. You should find an alternative. Give her some money or get her a boyfriend or something.

[Drakiyth]

Originally posted by Moosetroop11
How bad are these secrets anyway? I mean, you must be using some **** crazy porn sites to be contemplating sleeping with your sister to prevent the truth getting out 0_o

I mean, I would do the deed. But she's not my sister. In other words, my advice with this level of information, is under no circumstances sleep with her.

And if this is a joke then, well... It's an extremely elaborate and unusual joke and he deserves a serious reaction XD

Animal pornz probably O.o

[Almeidaboo]

April's fool, obviously.

[coasterkrazy]

Wow. If this is a joke, it certainly trumps any jokes I've made today.

[DragonBlaze]

Well most April fools jokes are funny and CAN be taken as such. This could be an April fools joke, or it could be real, I would rather treat this seriously and have it turn out to be an April fools joke than treat it like a joke and have it turn out to be serious.

[Red Giant]

Use a condom.

To prevent freaky three-eyed babies all up in your business.

[Weerd Thing]

Well, my advice to you is this:
If it's serious, don't do it. Follow Dragonium's advice. Find another way.

[spoiler]If it's a joke, well, happy April Fool's.[/spoiler]

[Prpl_Mage]

It's passed twelve here so it's april the 2nd now.

Yes, this was an aprils fool.
No, I don't even have a sister.
No, I don't have a webiste with animal or children pr0n.

I'm actually glad that I got replies and that most of them was serious. (Although, I won't have any use of them now...)
I'm actually amazed that you were able to come of with things that probably would've worked superb(getting her a boyfriend as an example).

Sorry for being an arse everyone but I got kinda sad when I couldn't find any april's fool threads here; seemed like everyone had forgotten about it.
So I thought that: "What the hell, let's give them something to chew on, something they probably won't suspect unless they know what date it is today".

I think I succeded to be honest.  But I have no friggin' idea where I came up with this... Just sounded like a real dilemma.

Well, enjoy the rest of your day lads and lasses. I won't be having sex with my half-sister tonight.
Sleep tight and good night.


Godspeed!

[coasterkrazy]

Originally posted by Prpl_Mage
Sorry for being an arse everyone but I got kinda sad when I couldn't find any april's fool threads here; seemed like everyone had forgotten about it.

I didn't. :p

[Weerd Thing]

Hah, I guessed at it. Pure genius man. It WAS a touchy subject... people tend to not want to offend on such topics.

Over here, it's still april 1st though. O.o

Well, have fun not screwing your inexistent half-sister!

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