Dear, Sephy

[SephirothTOWA]

This a personal/medical/random help/question thread based on personal help threads in newspapers and magazines
so just pm me your questions and ill answer them

[Phayre]

Dear Sephy,
First off, please note that the grammar used in my greeting up there is correct, and your thread title's is not. Consider fixing this before offering advice.
Secondly, perhaps you should let people know why they should send you their problems. No one really knows you here, so there's no way we could know whether or not to trust you.

[SephirothTOWA]

Dear Sephy,
First off, please note that the grammar used in my greeting up there is correct, and your thread title's is not. Consider fixing this before offering advice.
Secondly, perhaps you should let people know why they should send you their problems. No one really knows you here, so there's no way we could know whether or not to trust you.

well this is my way of showing you who i am

and becuase i want to see if i can answer queswtions in a sometimes humorous, sometimes serious ma,nner

[ZeroKirbyX]

So, I haven't told anyone this yet, but I think my girlfriend might be pregnant. We don't know for sure yet, but I'm scared shitless. Problem is, her parents wouldn't let her get an abortion, and they're iffy on me. Not even sure I love her. Really don't know what to do.

[SephirothTOWA]

So, I haven't told anyone this yet, but I think my girlfriend might be pregnant. We don't know for sure yet, but I'm scared shitless. Problem is, her parents wouldn't let her get an abortion, and they're iffy on me. Not even sure I love her. Really don't know what to do.

well zero,
you can do one of three things
1. the best way to know if she's pregnant without going to a doctor is to have sex again, if you feel something you never felt before, wala its a baby. if not you better be glad and pray you didnt just make her preg. if she is then you just have to stick with her so as not to feed into the stereotype that men always leave there wives.
2. do a pregnany test, if positive do above, or you can try to do a lickectimy, and ancient surgery where you try to lick or pull the fetus out
3. if shes pregnant when she has the bab you can do a dna test and check to see if its your child, if it is your stuck with her, if not then you can leave her while she looks for the father. if the father is her father then you can kiss his *** goodbye as he is hauled away for 10-35

[Ben]

Number two is a bit much though.




Dear Sephy:
    I am currently trying to smuggle 3 cubic feetworth of Illegal product into the USA from Canada. The approximate weight of the package is about 22 kilograms.

   What is the best way to go about doing this in a safe and secure manner?

[ZeroKirbyX]

Well, she's at my house right now, so we just did it again like your advice said, and I think I felt something. I'm now really scared about this, because I'm not ready for a kid yet, seriously. I know that if there is a baby like it looks like now, it would be mine. I was her first and I know she loves me so she wouldn't have sex with another guy. We're now officially freaked out.

[Ben]

I just want to interject....with my staff voice....

Keep it clean dudes.

[Dragonium]

I have an... issue.

I guess lately I've been getting in with the wrong crowd. I've been bored with the monotony of my life, so I've been seeing some guys I know, joining in with their shenanigans, having a good old British laugh. Thing is I've been getting into the sort of stuff they do; smoking, alcohol, and just lately, opium. And now I can't stop. It's getting to be a problem, and it's come to the point where I guess you could call it a habit. I'm worried that someone close to me will find out. What do I do?

[SephirothTOWA]

Number two is a bit much though.




Dear Sephy:
    I am currently trying to smuggle 3 cubic feetworth of Illegal product into the USA from Canada. The approximate weight of the package is about 22 kilograms.

   What is the best way to go about doing this in a safe and secure manner?

canada has illegal products?
well what i do when i try to smuggle is to take a little of it at one time
leave some of the product with a person you trust and take the rest with you
then go back everry month and take some more until you have all the product
but how to get past security?
you just have to put it somewhere theyd never check to look

Well, she's at my house right now, so we just did it again like your advice said, and I think I felt something. I'm now really scared about this, because I'm not ready for a kid yet, seriously. I know that if there is a baby like it looks like now, it would be mine. I was her first and I know she loves me so she wouldn't have sex with another guy. We're now officially freaked out.

ok heres what you do
do it again then tell me what it feels like

I have an... issue.

I guess lately I've been getting in with the wrong crowd. I've been bored with the monotony of my life, so I've been seeing some guys I know, joining in with their shenanigans, having a good old British laugh. Thing is I've been getting into the sort of stuff they do; smoking, alcohol, and just lately, opium. And now I can't stop. It's getting to be a problem, and it's come to the point where I guess you could call it a habit. I'm worried that someone close to me will find out. What do I do?

are you a guy?
anywayt what you need to do is just stop, and what is opium?
you need to distance yourself from them at all times
if they start to chase you run to the closest adult you know and they will leave

[Ben]

Lucas, i see no double posts.


Also....lets keep it  PERVERT FREE. next time, im just going to edit all of your innuendos and replace them with words like fuzzy slipper bunnies

[ZeroKirbyX]

Okay, we just got done again. Definitely felt something weird there. It's like there's this kind of lump at the end that I haven't felt before. I really hope this isn't what I think it is...

Gem, I'm not trying to be perverted, I just don't know how else to say it. I'm scared right now man, so back off please?

[Dragonium]

are you a guy?
anywayt what you need to do is just stop, and what is opium?
you need to distance yourself from them at all times
if they start to chase you run to the closest adult you know and they will leave

Yes, I am a guy.

Opium is the best thing ever. It's made from poppies, don't you know.

It's not that easy to distance myself from them because I recently helped them to set up an opium den which I now own shares in. I don't want to lose my investment, I need that money to buy opium.

The nearest adult is the manager of the opium den.

As you can see, it's a bit of a pickle.

[SephirothTOWA]

Okay, we just got done again. Definitely felt something weird there. It's like there's this kind of lump at the end that I haven't felt before. I really hope this isn't what I think it is...

Gem, I'm not trying to be perverted, I just don't know how else to say it. I'm scared right now man, so back off please?

did you actually put your H A N D up the place which will not be named due to pervertedness
if yes then was it glob or jellylike?
if no then do it

Yes, I am a guy.

Opium is the best thing ever. It's made from poppies, don't you know.

It's not that easy to distance myself from them because I recently helped them to set up an opium den which I now own shares in. I don't want to lose my investment, I need that money to buy opium.

The nearest adult is the manager of the opium den.

As you can see, it's a bit of a pickle.

well im not british
you can invest in much better thing LIKE A CAR!!!!!
just how much have you invested in, please make it american dollars

[Dragonium]

well im not british
you can invest in much better thing LIKE A CAR!!!!!
just how much have you invested in, please make it american dollars

I don't need a car, the opium den is like 3 minutes' stagger from my house.

As of this date I've invested £200, which I believe converts to roughly $4000.