Dear, Sephy

[SephirothTOWA]

I don't need a car, the opium den is like 3 minutes' stagger from my house.

As of this date I've invested £200, which I believe converts to roughly $4000.

O.O
four grand??
hey man that could be a good business

MUST SUPRESS MONEY LOVE


ok so just take out that money and use it for more legal purposes
it may be hard but ur doing a good deeed

[ZeroKirbyX]

I can't use my hand, it won't fit, plus she's really shy. I hope this isn't all I could do.

[Dragonium]

It is a good business. Opium dens have been around since like 1400AD. I can't take the money out, I'm locked into a contract. This isn't a bank, it's full of opium.

UPDATE: I just called in, and asked about taking the money out. They said something about sending someone round to my house with a cricket bat right away. What do I tell him when he gets here?

[SephirothTOWA]

I can't use my hand, it won't fit, plus she's really shy. I hope this isn't all I could do.

well you could give her the pill
or just go to a doctor
do you have any preg tests around, if yes use them

[ZeroKirbyX]

Just ran to the corner store, got some tests and she used them. Shes crying right now next to me. I almost am too. The big problem here is the pill won't work, we think she got pregnant right before she left about 2 weeks ago. She got home yesterday, and was feeling sick all during her family vacation. What should we do now? We can't tell her parents.

[Rahl]

Abortion is the answer bro. I think.

I don't think its ever the answer.

If not her parents tell your parents. If you think your too young to have a kid, you don't have to marry her. You just have to be there with her. And for heavens sake be there for the kid, and don't tell her your going to break it off because your not ready for one: ready or not its coming and you can either be a decent dad or a jerk dad like so many of us has, including me. You did the crime so you have to man up and pay the time, just get your self ready for it and grow up and rake responsibility for your actions.

As of this date I've invested £200, which I believe converts to roughly $4000.

I was just in London and £200 is not $4000 american, its $400 maby a little less. £1= $1.90 or somthing.

It is a good business. Opium dens have been around since like 1400AD. I can't take the money out, I'm locked into a contract. This isn't a bank, it's full of opium.

UPDATE: I just called in, and asked about taking the money out. They said something about sending someone round to my house with a cricket bat right away. What do I tell him when he gets here?

It's never good to get messed up in these things and the farther you go without getting out, the deeper you'll fall into them. It doesn't matter how much money you put into this get out now. Respectfully tell them to keep your share and call everything even and you don't want anythign else to do with it. Remeber good business can only lead to bad business for someone. Get out with the least amount of scratches you can manage, and do other things to take your mind off the opium.

[Grandy]

...I can't tell if Zeek is kidding or not.

[A Forgotten Legend]

Neither can I, but if so, I seriously am hoping he's not taking some of the advice Seph is giving. o.o

[Dragonium]

Rahl I was joking babe. I'm not living in Victorian London at this present time. I just found this thread too lulzy to pass by.

...I can't tell if Zeek is kidding or not.

We're not playing the whole "trying to second-guess Zeek" game again, that's destined to fail.

[Rahl]

lol

[ZeroKirbyX]

Guys stop making a joke of this please. I know that sometimes I can be sarcastic, but this is past the line. Cut it out, I'm scared right now and I sure as hell don't need you guys to make fun of me.

[Rahl]

I wasn't making fun I was being serious

[Master Yoda]

Zeek man, I've dealt with this sort of thing before through experience with my female best friend. The best thing you can do is ignore all of the moral types who are all "abortion = bad, death etc" and think about what you both want. Do you want to be a father right now? More importantly does she want to be a mother. Even more importnatly do you wanna be tied to someone who you might not love for the rest of your life? If the answer to any of these is no, go to your local sexual health clinic ASAP before its too late.

My 2 pence on the matter...not that this is my thread of advice or anything, but i really did think that "feeling the baby" crap was bogus (no offence).

WHY NOT ADVISE HIM TO GET A PREGNANCY TEST which is MEDICALLY ADVISABLE.

No offence.

Yoda

[Grandy]

Guys stop making a joke of this please. I know that sometimes I can be sarcastic, but this is past the line. Cut it out, I'm scared right now and I sure as hell don't need you guys to make fun of me.

No, I was serious, I couldn't tell if you were joking or not.

 And if you're not, eh... dunno. I was never in this situation, even though it seems all my cousins were.

[Almeidaboo]

This' so stupid...the whole thread is stupid.