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Ellie: I had a slice of ham in my hand. I was going to drop it, so I slapped it hard. It attached itself to the wall
MY SPOON IS TOO BIG!
My ANUS is BLEEDING
My anus is bleedingMy ANUS is BLEEDINGFOR THE LOVE OF GOD, MY ANUS IS BLEEDING
Blauwoog is my friendBecause ****ing Roland stole TwijfelSo I'm stuck with the beat-up dudeNamed BLAUWOOG!BLAUWOOOOGA!
2 steals!WOOT!Maybe I should start quoting don hertzfeldt more
Go get some sleep, drunk fella >_<