Spore

[Archem]

I've had a look and the idea of Spore looks and sounfs fantastic. Plus my computer was forged in the middle of the earth by pixies so it could play Crysis 4 times at once. Therefore, not too worried about it running badly. It looks really exciting and I love every detail, especially the pre-menstrual soup or some **** kind of stage.

This is how I know that you're lying.

[Razor]

I also found that lack of censorship disturbing. To the adminmobile!

Furthermore, Spore is really chill with crap computers. They made it so older computers can join in the lovin', which is pretty tits. In today's age of graphics over gameplay, you know they've gotta have something good when they, uh. I lost my train of thought.

TEN DAYS!

[Bluhman]

The creature creator is awesome. Here's some random things I made in a two-hour span.

Those are only the things I saved, though. I also made a handstanding crocodile, and a weird totem pole thing with like a million weapons and hopped around on one leg.

EDIT:
First guy I ever made. As an animal, though, he'd probably be very counterintuitive as a carnivore. Though he's big and strong, he's not really fast or stealthy. I guess he was made to duel elephants or something.

[Archem]

dual elephants

Somebody make this thing! NOW!

[Bluhman]

****. TYPO. 

[Archem]

Make it anyway!

[Razor]

So apparently a store has broken the sales date and some people have their copy already.
I'm going to do my best to get a copy tomorrow.

[HobomasterXXX]

So apparently my computer cant run this game. ****. *goes off to play fallout 2*

[Archem]

How? What? Is your computer from 1985?

[Razor]

Spore system requirements:

# FOR WINDOWS XP
# * 2.0 GHz P4 processor or equivalent
# * 512 MB RAM
# * A 128 MB Video Card, with support for Pixel Shader 2.0
# * At least 4 GB of hard drive space, with at least 1 GB additional space for creations.

Fallout 2 system requirements:

# Windows
# A Pentium 90
# 16MB of RAM
# 1 - 600 MB


I don't even know what a Pentium 90 is

[Bluhman]

So apparently a store has broken the sales date and some people have their copy already.
I'm going to do my best to get a copy tomorrow.

Gah! Must get!

Oh, and by the way, I think I'm addicted now.


And DWMM, are you unable to run the Creature Creator or the game itself?

[Archem]

Is that a wolf covered in penises?!

[Razor]

Oh wow, you can create decent stuff with this thing.
Awesome.

[HobomasterXXX]

I can't run the creature creator. I have a 1.4 gigahertz processor with 512 mb ram and a Mobility Radeon 9000. Im only playing fallout 2 cause it owns hard.

[Bluhman]

Ah. Processor outdation; that's annoying.