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This is how I know that you're lying.
I'd have a sex change and then have a rabid dog rip my labia off and then get changed back to a boy using rusty kitchen utensils and then get set on fire just to own that game.
Ellie: I had a slice of ham in my hand. I was going to drop it, so I slapped it hard. It attached itself to the wall