The Archem Conspiracy

[_JeT_]

Now with its own topic, as requested by Uberpwn_w00t.

Here we will continue to discuss the existence of Archem.

This debate started when we were discussing the bigfoot hoax, and I deemed him as a hoax. If one was to continue reading the topic, Archem even admits to being a hoax, as he stated

I'm the best hoax there is.

To refresh one's memory, the only evidence presented to prove the existence of Archem is this photograph [spoiler][/spoiler]

Those who refuse the existence of this being, have stated that Archem is either a government conspiracy, created in 1963, and was recently released, by none other than Gemini, Bluhman, and Moosetroop, on the other hand, others simply believe that it is mearly swamp gas. If one is to believe that it was released by the three, previously mentioned, than it could also explain why Gemini has left the site, not because of the problems that he mentioned, but rather, he had to much guilt, and could no longer stand it.

Now. we will continue the debate of the identity of this "Archem".

Discuss.

[Fisherson]

Archem exists! I saw him once affter I left the Charas pub!
I vow to find the creature and trap him or my name isn't Wobat Jackson!

[_JeT_]

But, your name isn't Wobat Jackson.

[Dragonium]

To refresh one's memory, the only evidence presented to prove the existence of Archem is this photograph [spoiler][/spoiler]

That's not proof that he's a hoax. That's not even a tenuous form of proof. Proof requires that it proves things.

Besides, that's clearly a weather balloon.

[Fisherson]

But, your name isn't Wobat Jackson.

Well..not in this country. Eh heh heh..

Anyway I prepose a chalange, I will go on an expedition, if I find Archem I shall be givin a public apology and
1,000,000$ which I will donate to the charity of the mayor's choice. Deal?
I aready have my Starship the Loyal Dewback a slightly modified version of a YT-1300. All I need is a crew. So I ask you, do you want money fame and the chance to spit in the face of the world? Then join me and i'll give you all of those things and a 25% cut when we find the beast!

Oh yeah and a free Wii.

[_JeT_]

That's not proof that he's a hoax. That's not even a tenuous form of proof. Proof requires that it proves things.

I never said the photo proves that it's a hoax, I said that the photo is the only thing presented, in an attempt to prove its existence.

It's similar to the photos of Nessy and Big Foot, and by that I mean it is a photo, which could be of anything, and passed off as an attempt to prove something. There is no proof that it is real, and by it, I mean Archem, and I desire an acceptable photo, or video, and not anything like the so-called evidence of Nessy and Bigfoot.

Besides, that's clearly a weather balloon.

I think it's the Northern Lights.  

 And Fish, you're on!

[Dragonium]

Guys, this is Unmod stuff. I have my eye on it and my phasers set to pwn. Might be a good time to do something constructive.

It's okay guys, I think we're covering this up well.

[Fisherson]

Guys, this is Unmod stuff. I have my eye on it and my phasers set to pwn. Might be a good time to do something constructive.

It's okay guys, I think we're covering this up well.

Sorry ,Master. Please don't feed me to the bears again, i'll be good.

[X_marks_the_ed]

[Fisherson]

How does he fly? He has no wings!

[Archem]

Secret government anti-gravity project.

Guys, this is Unmod stuff. I have my eye on it and my phasers set to pwn. Might be a good time to do something constructive.

It's okay guys, I think we're covering this up well.

YOU CAN'T SUPPRESS THE TRUTH, MAN! Ain't it just like you government pigs to try and keep a secret from the masses! A big secret! Like that alien space craft in Roswell! Tell the truth, man!

But no, it's a fun little community joke. I don't see a problem with it as long as we don't start any serious spam.

[Fisherson]

This just in a local man claims Archem is living in his pool.

We'll update you as more infromation becomes availible.

[Dragonium]

Yeah, I'm going to let this live, purely out of morbid curiosity. No spammin' though.

Now move along, all of you. Nothing to see here. *Puts on shades*

[Archem]

Time? *fades out of existence*


Anyways...
Location confirmed!

what are you all smoking lol
Archem is in my lake eating a fish
i may get some chip's and some pop
to keep him  happy
so you all can see him

It's from lonewolf, so you know it's true!

[_JeT_]

It's from lonewolf, so you know it's true!

That can easily be explained. It is a government worker passing off, and pretending to be like, Archem, or what one would think he would act like. It is like the people who dress up as famous dictators, and pretend to be executed. (Don't criticize me, that was a good paying job!)

If you can provide a good photo, and have it approved by me, and an unrelated third party, I may believe in you, Archem.