The Things that plague our bodies...

[smokey_locs2002]

I just found out one of my friends I've known for 10yrs has Asthma and
I was like "God Damn... I didn't know that..."
Then me and my other friends started talking about our issues with our body,
one friend has a hole in his brain that's getting bigger,
another is allergic to Copper.
and last one is diabetic.
So that gave me the idea to start this topic!!!

What plagues my body is...
I have Asthma.
I'm allergic to pollen.
I don't react to pain the same way as most people, I feel it it just doesn't freak me out or make me quit what I'm doing.
I have a bad back. (From fighting)
and I have Rage Blackouts (Mostly when I fight) Which means I get so mad to the point to where I don't care about my well being and I don't remember what I did.

NEXT!!

[Prpl_Mage]

I don't react to pain the same way as most people, I feel it it just doesn't freak me out or make me quit what

Same.

But add:
Barely notice the fact that it's warm/cold untill I feel the sweat dripping down my arms and noticing my red ears and nose in the mirror.
I don't need medication either. Makes no difference for me, headaches doesn't bother me after these 5 years of constant pain. Painkillers just tastes bad, it's not like I need anything for internal pain anyway and I don't get tipsy from it like most people. It's like I've become immune to the stuff anyway. I don't feel any difference anyway.
And then I got this cool eye disease that really does nothing but makes me look like I'm lord Sidius or something. The get red, as in; the white becomes red.

[Grandy]

 Yah.....

 I got nuthin'.

 Except the fact I Sneeze at least 30 times a day. Apparently I'm allergic to air.

[RuneBlade]

Im allergic to radio music, but that doesnt count does it. Otherwise absolutely nothing.

[Archem]

Asthma (but I don't take anything for it. Weird...).
Dust and dust mite allergy.
Peanut allergy (but I eat 'em anyway).
I think I've developed a chocolate allergy, since I react the same way to it as I do to peanuts. Just like with peanuts, though, I still eat chocolate.
High pain tolerance (I still feel it, it still hurts pretty bad, but unless it's a sharp, piercing pain, I don't really care).
I wear glasses for... Something. I think it's short sightedness.
Standard case of American (and Houstonian) obesity.
I think that's it.

[shinotebasiiackh]

Nothing son. I fuckin rock this joint.

Acutally the green jolly ranchers make me cough while I'm sucking on them. Only the green ones though.
My girl is allergic to caffeine and two other really long words.

[Moosetroop11]

I kinda have asthma but it's very weak... I only really get it when swimming and it's not bad enough to give me an attack.

Oh yeah my nose is rubbishly designed. Once I get a cold I keep it for months, and any colds I catch afterwards add to the problem. I had an ongoing cold for at least two years once. I'm a lot better than I was (I'm no longer that guy who always looks ill XD) but it still bugs me.

And I have a problem where I get a stomach ache thing every now again which hurts like hell and nothing I do makes it more comfortable. So I just have to take painkillers and sit it out... Takes a day and a night usually, which sucks >.> I've been to the doctors a few times about it but they can't work out what it is XD I doubt it's serious after all this time though.

[Dragonium]

Pollen allergy.

Massive insomnia.

I hardly ever get ill.

Barely notice the fact that it's warm/cold untill I feel the sweat dripping down my arms and noticing my red ears and nose in the mirror.

I'm pretty much the same, only I really just have a high threshold for temperature. I can sit in a baking hot room in summer without even taking my jacket off, when everyone else is stripping off and running out to get ice cream. Same deal with cold. I just put up with it.

Pretty much it.

[shinotebasiiackh]

I kinda have asthma but it's very weak... I only really get it when swimming and it's not bad enough to give me an attack.

That means you're out of shape, not that you have asthma.

[Archem]

Massive insomnia.

Oh, add that to mine.

[Meiscool-2]

I have a mild form of torrents. Other than that I'm good.

[_JeT_]

Can't see out of one eye.
The cold doesn't bother me, I could go outside in the snow, in nothing but my boxers, and it wouldn't bother me. (That actually happened...)
Also, by looking in a medical dictionary... I seem to have every type of Cancer, Hepatitis, Polio, and SARs
Of course I could just be paranoid...

[X_marks_the_ed]

I was diagnosed with Asperger's, but that's a fake illness.
I have the real, actually need to use my inhaler once a week, Asthma. Not this 'I can leave my inhaler at home 'cause I never use it' Asthma.
I was also diagnosed with ADD, but that's another fake disease leading to a daily consumption of a pill that killed my youth and turned me into a zombie.

But most noticable, I have a wierd tendency to either twirl my hair between my fingers or to pull a bit in my mouth and begin swirling it with my tongue. It is beyond my control, happening on impulse. I don't even notice I'm doing it until I've been doing it for about five minutes.

[A Forgotten Legend]

Allergic to Penicillin (the anti-biotic)  Which sucks.

Uh, I have glasses (near-sighted)

Insomnia... oh, and I think I'm allergic to dogs (short hair, but not long haired ones.  wtf?).
 

[Archem]

I was diagnosed with Asperger's, but that's a fake illness.
I have the real, actually need to use my inhaler once a week, Asthma. Not this 'I can leave my inhaler at home 'cause I never use it' Asthma.
I was also diagnosed with ADD, but that's another fake disease leading to a daily consumption of a pill that killed my youth and turned me into a zombie.

But most noticable, I have a wierd tendency to either twirl my hair between my fingers or to pull a bit in my mouth and begin swirling it with my tongue. It is beyond my control, happening on impulse. I don't even notice I'm doing it until I've been doing it for about five minutes.

Ed, you win for being the first person to totally agree with me about fake diseases being fake. Can we add clinical depression to the list?