The Things that plague our bodies...

[fruckert]

When did butter become margarine???

You mean those things that go two miles per hour and can be easily pushed open with your hands?
Ouch

no those ones that close with about 80 pounds of pressure, and forcibly pop your arm out of your shoulder
it sucked

[Cosmos]

I got asthma... they told me I would forever be attached to the machine. I kinda realized that my asthma was getting worse. Stopped using it and haven't had an attack since.

Cat hair and dust makes me sneeze and tickles my throat.

I also have the "Blues" as they sometimes call it.

I get summercolds.

If it's too cold, my knees hurt real bad.

I use to get cramps in my legs.

I also bleed every month. (beat that Meiscool!!)

[Alpha-Methyl]

Lets see here...

Asthma
I'm allergic to bananas (makes my chest hurt and my throat swell and itch)  and lets see.. cucumbers!  but I still eat those as it's not really that bad.
Aspirin.  It kills me. 
I guess I have some joint problems, ankles and knees mainly.  And I used to smoke too many.
Garden variety allergies, meh. 
And I loooove hydrocodone and similar narcotics =D

Edit: also, two of my fingers have no nerves (one has partial) due to a small mishap involving a knife, my telephone ringing and a refridgerator door with a mind of it's own.  ... I'll save that story for a later day hehe.   The nerves don't have full feeling, but somehow they still cause a lot of pain ..more or less at random.   But it's been some years now, so they're about as good as they'll be.  Hell, I can type right.

[fruckert]

Wow...
Erm, crappy...
Meaning the nerve thing...
That's happened to my friend, although he doesn't have an interesting story
He's just stupid and closed a knife on his hand

Anyways, I don't understand how I failed to put this up here, but my sister has sent me to the emergency room at least 5 times in my lifetime
She's almost cut off my fingers with a door
She has split open my chin, giving me permanent scars
And she has hit my door with a humongous AC power adapter
All of which happened before I turned five

[ZeroKirbyX]

This devolved into a pissing contest didn't it? Well I obviously win this as I can't even piss.

[fruckert]

Yup
You win

[Cosmos]

You sure your sister doesn't want to KILL you? o.0

[Meiscool-2]

I also bleed every month. (beat that Meiscool!!)

Oh, I'll beat it. I'll beat it silly to your picture tonight.

[fruckert]

You sure your sister doesn't want to KILL you? o.0

I've asked her many many times
She always looks at me with shifty eyes then mumbles no
*insert twilight zone music here*

[Cosmos]

LOL! Give her back her damn Ken doll!

[Red Giant]

I have a scar from where I was chemically burned at the age of, like, 3. Very few people have seen it as it is usually obscured... by clothing.

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[Emerates]

Nothing son. I fuckin rock this joint.

Acutally the green jolly ranchers make me cough while I'm sucking on them. Only the green ones though.
My girl is allergic to caffeine and two other really long words.

I cough on the green ones, too.  Used to have bee allergies, but don't really know anymore.

Other than that, I'm only allergic to a few obscure chemicals/medicines.  Ah well.

[Bluhman]

I have a condition called calx tergum. See, it's a condition where the muscles in the body suddenly loccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccGOD DAMMI(#&$($#@&%*)(@#%@&@@... They lock upp.

[Felix-0]

I'm allergic to bees and a weird type of cinnamon?? don't know..but I got some cooled wax from this cinnamon candle on my face and It burned and bloated up =P...

[fruckert]

LOL! Give her back her damn Ken doll!

Sad thing with that is she's 18
She still uses the excuse that she was trying to "help" me
-_-