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If God made Adam 20 feet tall, why would he leave the shlong the same size? Just to mess with him?
Why the hell did my thread just became talk about adam's penis.
Adam is so... Tiny.
Ellie: I had a slice of ham in my hand. I was going to drop it, so I slapped it hard. It attached itself to the wall
You look like my grandmother.edit: when she was young. You don't look like you're 80.
Last night I had a dream that Zerlina and I were pirates. It was... beautiful.