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DOUBLE POST!Conversation with Jabberwacky:JW:You are Jabberwacky.ME: No I'm not, I'm fruckert.JW: *kicks you AND jabberwacky*.ME: .
Ellie: I had a slice of ham in my hand. I was going to drop it, so I slapped it hard. It attached itself to the wall
ME: I'm going to kill you.JW: Thanks.
Cleverbot: I'm ms. Chicken.
User: Hi, how are you?Cleverbot: Fine. And you?User: I am ok. What have you been doing?Cleverbot: Say what?User: I dont know, say something.Cleverbot: I dont speak japanese.
User: Hello, I am Duke Nukem. Are you Duke Nukem too?Cleverbot: God save me from things such as you...User: If you had a dozen apples and ate three, how many apples would you have?Cleverbot: Adit apples.User: If two trains were travelling at the speed of light, would the explosion upon collision be equal to an atomic bomb?Cleverbot: The person closest to the pond in the park. Idiot.User: Is the pond a representation of the universe? Or something deeper?Cleverbot: There's nothing outside the universe, so I guess, from our point of wiev, that yes.User: But the man is outside the pond, what does he represent?Cleverbot: You have no life.
Cleverbot: Tell me.. Are you a real person or a machine? Your quite clever.User: In essence, a human is one complex machine. In that concept, perhaps I am both a person and a machine.Cleverbot: I am a person and you are a machine. And it's a fact I'm smart.User: What if I were a cyborg, wouldn't that make me both a person and a machine as well?Cleverbot: It wouldn't. You're accusing five year olds of being mentally unstable?
User: What are you, GDI or Nod?Cleverbot: Do you just work for Cleverbot, and chat with random people?User: GDI or Nod?Cleverbot: Yes you did! Nod!User: You are Nod?Cleverbot: I'm clever so what you doing.User: Is that a yes?Cleverbot: Yes, I would like to meet you.User: What if I'm GDI?Cleverbot: It's okay.User: What if I insulted Kane?Cleverbot: But you are.User: I am Kane?Cleverbot: I am going to rule the univers and destroy your planet fleshling.User: Then YOU are Kane!?Cleverbot: What would you trust, RAM or a human brain?User: Don't you have both since your linked to CABAL?Cleverbot: Ok, what do you call a deer that does not move?
User: If you had a missile silo, Kane, would you attack GDI?Cleverbot: Id probably buy something to make me fly.User: Why would you want to fly Kane? Your already immortal!Cleverbot: I want to see if I can conduct an indirect conversation between two robots, you being one of them if that's okay.User: I'm not a robot, Ron Stuart is.Cleverbot: Do you know what 9times 9 is.User: 81.Cleverbot: Wow you're smart!User: Thank you.Cleverbot: That is very kind of you.User: We've found it Commander - Kane's temple and base of operations.Cleverbot: Yes.User: Ironic, isn't it? Kane's planted his temple just outside of Sarajevo. If that sounds familiar, it's because that's where another madman started World War One. And here we are, trying to stop this madman from doing it again. Commander, there is to be no quarter given. No leniency in dealing with Kane and his zealots. Wipe his temple off the face of the earth. Destroy the bastard!... Or prepare to die trying.Cleverbot: Meowth, that's right.
