Crappy Game Reviews: 2011 - Please read!

[Jacob X.]

Should be good. Remember to stay away from monotonous fights and try and make it just utterly stupid and backwards and ****.

The censorship is killing me

[SolvedSnake]

Almost complete. I'm doing the last boss fight, and finishing touches.
What upload site should I use? Rapidshare maybe?

[MissingName]

Yeah, there is already an RPG with a flying cat.  It's called Lunal Legends for the GBA.  It's a fun game, except that it's nearly impossible to die, even on purpose.  There's this stupid flying cat obsessed with fish who just flies around as a cursor on the battle menue and will resurrect one downed party member per turn.  Seriously, I did not just make that up.

I don't doubt you.

BTW:  I did find the donkey sound, so if anyone wants THAT, let me know.

[daraku]

hey drak ive finished my game im a big fan
anyway i made the game called the game about stuff
http://rapidshare.com/files/235398188/awesome_game.zip
only one hard to kill boss
when you play during to beach lv click on the blackspot/door

[Valiere]

MONGOBOOS - CAT FANTASY -  ONE AND ONLY PART OMFG I WANTED TO KILL KITTENS WITH THIS GAME.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdpQs-Q2fOQ

"It's just a metric sh*t-ton of f*ck!"

-- Drak

[Drakiyth]

ElohirTiWell's Madness World - 2nd Review did not finish but lots of videos.  Please don't make your games this long anymore for crappy game reviews.  It simply needs to be funny, stupid, and short.  Good mapping job and everything else sorry but 6 videos is ridiculous for 1 game.  I linked this thread on the right side of all videos who want
to play your game.   


PART 1   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dg3zx4ZA654

PART 2   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPOEdJ3uMEQ

PART 3   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBp66f5I0GA

PART 4   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXD0pKuFAzA

PART 5   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFMgX_D7fo4

PART 6   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsBbQAmKBBk

[PCpaste]

I'm almost done

[Ratty524]

what page is the download link to ElohirTiWell's game? That looks so damn epic.

[Jacob X.]

I know random battles are usually against the rules if used too often, so it may interest you to know that all of the battles in my latest game are scripted, even though they may seem random in a few areas, it depends on where you go in that area. I was nervous about using random battles in my first game, because I was afraid that Drak wouldn't get into a battle in the beginning of the thief's hideout and miss the Nazi zombies, but it worked, I just decided to make them all scripted this time around so you wouldn't miss anything  .

[DedlellyDeth]

That last game was truly uncrappy. It was merely ridiculous. I applaud you with your work on it, ElohirTiWell, but I am sorry to say that Drak does not have time for such reviews.

[PCpaste]

Done. I don't think it's crappy enough though :[...

http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?ynwmzzjjm31

[Drakiyth]

PCpaste's game is coming soon.

[moongoboo]

'sup every body, this is moongoboo, lead designer of "Runes of Azgil" as you all know, lol.

This game is the sequel to my so called Runes of Azgil, so it won't make sense unless you played that.  Well, I provided 5 download links again because I don't want to pay to have unlimited downloads on Rapidshare, seeing as this is all it's used for.

I think it's much better than the predecessor, but that's not saying very much.


http://rapidshare.com/files/238043316/Halo_4.rar.html
http://rapidshare.com/files/238043432/Halo_4.rar.html
http://rapidshare.com/files/238043350/Halo_4.rar.html
http://rapidshare.com/files/238043464/Halo_4.rar.html
http://rapidshare.com/files/238043483/Halo_4.rar.html

[MissingName]

'sup every body, this is moongoboo, lead designer of "Runes of Azgil" as you all know, lol.

"Halo [ Left ]4[ Dead]."
Hmmm.

Well, I don't really know what to say.  So instead I am posting an MS Paint picture of me looking confusedly (and worriedly) at the game packaging.

Fake ESRB rating:  "?: ?+" for "No FFFFing Clue"

It's bad, but there are worse ones out there.

[spoiler]Like Sybon Strategy.  [/spoiler]

[ThexXtremeXx]

*downloads*