Crappy Game Reviews: 2011 - Please read!

[Drakiyth]

JOE'S STUPID ADVENTURES


Part 1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeDEqYOQV5U

Part 2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Zm-If1Ow74

Part 3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q299h2T8LaI

Part 4 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vfE_sad-q0

Part 5 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ixx-SBo3-A










                                          
VISIT MY YOUTUBE CHANNEL HERE ---->    http://www.youtube.com/user/drakiyth




CRAPPY GAME REVIEWS

Create a game with RPG MAKER 2000, 2k3, XP or VX and make it as shitty as you possibly can. I will review your game on youtube. Please see the note and follow
these rules.



NOTE TO THE DESIGNERS:  
Please try and keep your games to 30 minutes tops.  This will help me complete your games making you feel "accomplished".  If your games
are long and tedious I will at any time I feel like stop making a video of them. You can show the world your pile of dung without having to
make things long and drawn-out.


LIST UPDATE


  

          

                                                              
              
      
AVNAS                     http://www.megaupload.com/?d=ET47UEIF              <--- NEXT GAME
THEHUNTER08           http://www.megaupload.com/?d=VI9T4AM2
SOMESHYGUY            http://www.mediafire.com/?no0qcteyjgi      
MOSTEPICSWORDY    http://www.mediafire.com/?0dyyz2ontjt
JB121289                  http://rapidshare.com/files/349730548/Project1.zip.html
MEGAKIDICARUS      http://www.megaupload.com/?d=CYQF2VV5
PLURRE                     http://www.mediafire.com/?zw3ytjzlyx0
SHISKEBAB88          http://www.megaupload.com/?d=LN7FID8B     <-----REPORTED TO HAVE A VIRUS NEED CONFIRMATION ON THIS
HicksAgentX             http://www.megaupload.com/?d=12OII2IU
DRENRIN2120          ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
MissingName             http://www.mediafire.com/?mnlntqnmtnc
Wav3-L3ngth             ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
ELROHIRTIWELL        ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
JoHE                        http://www.megaupload.com/?d=12OII2IU
DENIED                    http://www.megaupload.com/?d=O5I8ENT4
ROVERTHEDOGZ       http://www.megaupload.com/?d=YBOGA0VP
SILVERINCUBUS       http://www.megaupload.com/?d=SJJB76T1
VALDRED                 http://bb.xieke.com/files/1/newcrappygame.exe
SALONMON              http://www.mediafire.com/?zwjzje1mkzt
GAME???
GAME???
GAME???
GAME???
GAME???
GAME???



If you can, please post your games again if you have not since the last time I asked.

[Avnas]

Good ta see ya back, Drak. As I said on Youtube, Zapdos is the second last boss, but the last one is easy. It shouldn't use AOE all that much, but if you still can't beat it I could make a modified version and nerf it

[MissingName]

Hmm... this one wasn't as crappy as I had hoped.  Oh well.

[NotAName]

If I can still send you a game, here:
http://rapidshare.com/files/387235431/SFASQCTRTMTG.zip
Super Fantasy Adventure Saga Quest Chronicles: The Remake: The Movie: The Game. Good luck posting the title on youtube!

Enjoy.

[MissingName]

Super Fantasy Adventure Saga Quest Chronicles: The Remake: The Movie: The Game. Good luck posting the title on youtube!

Compare:
Final Fantasy LXXXVIII -or- How I learned to Stop Bitching and Love Cave Story

DAMMIT!  And I thought I had the longest crappy game name ever.

Downloaded anyhoo.

[NotAName]

Drak? are you here? Do you accept my game? 

[HicksAgentX]

Drak, you got me mixed up for Johe.

[Drakiyth]

IMPORTANT: I will be doing crappy game reviews differently from now on instead of a solid list and going by that because it's getting way to big.  I am heavily considering making it a random roll (using a dice generator) for every game that's inside the list.  When I decide to review a game I will roll on it and yours might come up sooner than you think. Games reviewed will of course be removed from the list.  I feel this is a way for me to just slam down a list of games in no particular order and make the reviews a little sporadic.



NOTE: This will make things a little more interesting instead of a straight list.

[Captain Obvious]

I approve of that last decision. Will indeed make things more interesting for both the viewers and game creators.

Likewise, if you're sick of doing them all in a row, then that means everyone's a winner with this announcement.


Waiting for your next review or for you to complete Joe's Adventure (you hadn't beaten Zapdos).

Also thinking of creating & submitting a game of my own...

[Drakiyth]

VIDEO: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqjgDD135jw



NOTE: I want everybody not on this list to post games below this and I'll add them.



NEXT GAME IS RANDOM FROM THIS LIST                                                              
              
            
1 THEHUNTER08           http://www.megaupload.com/?d=VI9T4AM2      
2 SOMESHYGUY            http://www.mediafire.com/?no0qcteyjgi      
3 MOSTEPICSWORDY    http://www.mediafire.com/?0dyyz2ontjt
4 JB121289                  http://rapidshare.com/files/349730548/Project1.zip.html
5 MEGAKIDICARUS      http://www.megaupload.com/?d=CYQF2VV5
6 PLURRE                     http://www.mediafire.com/?zw3ytjzlyx0
7 HicksAgentX            http://www.zshare.net/download/75047515c16bd05e/
8 DRENRIN2120          ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
9 MissingName             http://www.mediafire.com/?mnlntqnmtnc
10 Wav3-L3ngth             ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
11 ELROHIRTIWELL        ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
12 JoHE                        http://www.megaupload.com/?d=12OII2IU
13 DENIED                    http://www.megaupload.com/?d=O5I8ENT4
14 ROVERTHEDOGZ       http://www.megaupload.com/?d=YBOGA0VP
15 SILVERINCUBUS       http://www.megaupload.com/?d=SJJB76T1
16 VALDRED                 http://bb.xieke.com/files/1/newcrappygame.exe
17 SALONMON              http://www.mediafire.com/?zwjzje1mkzt
18 NOTANAME              http://rapidshare.com/files/387235431/SFASQCTRTMTG.zip
19 MONGOBOO             http://rapidshare.com/files/371001822/The_Hardest_Game_Ever_.lzh.html
20 REIDO66                  http://www.mediafire.com/?2mz3n2zmkdn
21 WEST123432             http://www.mediafire.com/?owyd10vzyjo

[MissingName]

I am heavily considering making it a random roll (using a dice generator) for every game that's inside the list.

Dice generator?  20 sided gives better even odds than multiple dice with 6 sides.

CHANCE!  I LOVE A GAMBLE.

[Shiskebab88]

My game is not on the list, just so you know.
It has already been cleared that my game doesn't have a virus.  If that's why you haven't put my game to the list.

[Renelia]

I'm done with my first quest in RPG Maker XP. It's called Eveline's Crappy Quest. http://www.mediafire.com/?mmkq0jiwzej (Rebalanced yet AGAIN)

Edit number three, or four: Rebalanced the game again to make battles less tedious.

[ThexXtremeXx]

Is this dead?

[zuhane]

Is this dead?

Is there even such thing as death?