Crappy Game Reviews: 2011 - Please read!

[Ratty524]

I'm surprised you were able to beat up those reapers in Nado's game. I tried to do it and I failed instantly. D:

[zuhane]

Yeah when I put tags on my videos I put porn, smosh, free stuff, funny, lol, free running, hentai etc to get more views

[Jacob X.]

Yeah when I put tags on my videos I put porn, smosh, free stuff, funny, lol, free running, hentai etc to get more views

I wouldn't risk that. That'll increase the chance of pissed off users and 1-star ratings.  I hate tags. There needs to be a better system to get your search results higher besides tags and promotion. Nobody is going to pay to get their video promoted, (mainly because nobody gives a **** about promoted vids ) and tags just get in the way when you're anxious to upload a video and don't feel like thinking up a bunch of related words.

Hey, is there a way to disable the language filter for my user? I don't like that ****, ****, and **** pop up as a bunch of stars. Unless there isn't a way to disable the language filter, in which case you probably don't have any idea what I just said.

[Jacob X.]

****

[arcaine91]

Aldough ef du misbell wurds lyke dis, den stuf lyk fuk n pusy wil nut b sensored.

[Jacob X.]

Why do they bleep the whole word? Why can't they just do that for one letter like for example: f*ck and sh*t instead of **** and ****?

[Drakiyth]

Here's the new link:
http://www.mediafire.com/?sharekey=80ccabc345dbcaccd2db6fb9a8902bda
If the screens starts to transition into different colours and people on screen start to run around randomly, just hit space to end it. You'll know what I'm talking about when you get there. 

EDIT: Get TehMostCraptasticGameEvah, and ingore the first file. The second one is the right one.

BLAMAN - TEH MOST CRAPTASTIC GAME EVAH


PART 1 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9vqzrDCQoQ

PART 2 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZJgL51IvM0

PART 3 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=022CPZoMvqE

PART 4 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONJFW-BVSdE

[Shinryu82]

Well, looks like mine is up next. A quick message though, Drak, I have a slightly toned version of my crappy game that I added fixes to (as pointed out by one of my friends on MSN). There was just some slight (and rather embarassing) bugs I wanted to fix. I would post the link to the toned version, but unffortunently the files aren't on the current computer I'm using. I'll post it tomorrow, if that's alright with you.

[WarxePB]

Aw man, that game sucked. Sucked, as in, it didn't make a good review.

I feel sorry for ya man.

[Ratty524]

For some reason I get a "we're sorry, this video is no longer available" message for the first review. Man, that guy must be a youtube poop fanatic, since he ripped it off so damn much. xP

[blaman]

Sorry it didn't make a good review, guys... Ah well, the next one reviews should be better.

As for the YTP, I used those out of randomness sake. Wanted to do something random, and that's what I thought.

Again, sorry for it not being a good game to review.

Thanks for doing the review, Drak!

[Jacob X.]

Over 9000, bombs, squadala, I'm suprised Mama Luigi didn't make an appearence

[drenrin2120]

Here ya go drak. If you get bored (I know I did), have a go at this. It's real short, no big deal.

Also, the joke's a little late at the end, but whatever.

EDIT: Hm... the ending didn't work right,  FIX'D the link.

[Myownpath]

Currently watching Teh most crappiest game evah so far I think its pretty funny oh yeah sorry I havent uploaded mine yet. My internets was screwing up for some reason (still is) so I'm using mah bros. So yeah finished the game But it might not be as crappy as I stated I had to study for exams and other things so I barley had any time to work on this piece of S**t so now its just one big youtube poop rpg. But It is still pretty funny
Features added
* The courser and choice noise is now the ima firing mah lazah guy hurray!
* The worst mapping ever
* Prostitiutes now moan when you please them (Got the noise from the aftermath demo)
so currently uploading it right now not done yet my megaupload is mega failing.
http://www.filesend.net/download.php?f=1901de28f4fcedb1d2b51a673cbd87d9
enjoy also here are some tips if you decide to play the eintire thing.
[spoiler]Do not go into the first town until you are level 2 then use candies to get a free healing.
Do not kill the kid choose the second option and you will get 900 tacos.
Buy lonewolfs beer it can heal all you mp and it has unlimited uses you need it to survive.
When the timer goes off in the Whore house fight enemies till your level 99 or you will get killed by bunny hoes.
after that SAVE AND HEAL before you enter any rooms.
DO NOT go into the room on the right you will die instantly.
SAVE AND HEAL again before going to the left.
You figured out that wasn't the true enemy? well save and heal again because you will fight the true face of evil! after you defeat the first true face of evil.[/spoiler]
 

[drenrin2120]

I wish I could do another crappy game... But I dont think RTP is crappy enough and making my own crappy graphics, sounds like too much trouble P:

We've got a wealth of crap in the CR.