Crappy Game Reviews: 2011 - Please read!

[Terradont]

Lol, i can't get enough of watching these stupid games xD

[Drakiyth]

Drenrin, please check the files in your game because they give me tons of errors while I try to unzip them.  You might need to zip it back up and upload it again.

[PCpaste]

Hey i've found that my link wont work for my game... Drak if i submit a new one am i back at the last place on the list?

[Drakiyth]

Hey i've found that my link wont work for my game... Drak if i submit a new one am i back at the last place on the list?

Nope, I will review your new one instead of the other.  Since you never got a fair shot.

[MissingName]

Hey Dragonium, could you please post the dying donkey sound on mediafire?

[drenrin2120]

I'm certain drak is responsible for 100 new members each week, at LEAST.

Oh, and do you need a link to my game, Drak, or did you download it before it died?

[DedlellyDeth]

n00b thinks...
n00b: hey gize I have a game how does you likes???
Member: It neesd some work
Unfriendly Member: This is a piece of ****. I mean, the plot makes no sense, RTP, I mean, wow. I can't even get past the 8th screen because of a "terrain error".
Member: Uh... please work harder?
Member:  Thiss game is grate kpee it up naurto is so cool how you liek my naruto avitar
Friendly Member: Thank you for working so hard on this and welcome to Charas. However, like some other members have said, it needs improvement. Please don't take it personally, but as constructive criticism. Naruto isn't the most original of characters, so maybe you would consider being more original? If you need any help, just ask.

So, instead...
n00b: hey drak I have a game lol have fun
Member: Oh, man, just DLed right now. This is pretty crappy. XD
Unfriendly Member: Indeed it is.
Member: This game is awesome. Drak should totally review this.
Member: Hahaha this game is funny not taht bad but u sholud use a more popluar charater like Goku
Drak: Hey Drak is back with a new review, Soske9452's Naruto Epic Adventure. Let's...

[moongoboo]

Member:  Thiss game is grate kpee it up naurto is so cool how you liek my naruto avitar
Friendly Member: Thank you for working so hard on this and welcome to Charas. However, like some other members have said, it needs improvement. Please don't take it personally, but as constructive criticism. Naruto isn't the most original of characters, so maybe you would consider being more original? If you need any help, just ask.[/i]
Let's...

Yeah...  I may bee a n00b here, but at least I have (what I think is) an original avatar.  I dout anyone has used Doctor Morbis from Cheetahmen II as their avatar before.

In fact, I don't think anyone will ever use doctor morbis as an avatar after me either...  C'mon, you all know about Doctor Morbis, right? 

[Ratty524]

Hey Dragonium, could you please post the dying donkey sound on mediafire?

Actually, you can find it by googling animal sounds. There is this site with a bunch of them, but I forgot the link to it.

[drenrin2120]

Oh, I had missed your earlier post, Drak. You know, just forget it, it was only like 5 minutes long anyway. Besides, I've been unable to use RPGmaker for months now so I wouldn't be able to figure out what's wrong with it anyway. =\

[Drakiyth]

Oh, I had missed your earlier post, Drak. You know, just forget it, it was only like 5 minutes long anyway. Besides, I've been unable to use RPGmaker for months now so I wouldn't be able to figure out what's wrong with it anyway. =\

Okay.  I'll move on to the next game.

[SolvedSnake]

Greetings all! I'm SolvedSnake, and My upcoming (first) game for Drakiyth is SH-IT QUEST (over) 9000!!!!
It won't be a long game, and it will be shitty of course. It's progressing well. I plan to release it tomorrow.

[zuhane]

Greetings all! I'm SolvedSnake, and My upcoming (first) game for Drakiyth is SH-IT QUEST (over) 9000!!!!
It won't be a long game, and it will be shitty of course. It's progressing well. I plan to release it tomorrow.

Should be good. Remember to stay away from monotonous fights and try and make it just utterly stupid and backwards and ****.

[MissingName]

Actually, you can find it by googling animal sounds. There is this site with a bunch of them, but I forgot the link to it.

Yeah, I'll try that.

By the way Drak, could you please take a look at this game?  I posted it earlier.  It's the radish game.
http://www.mediafire.com/?sharekey=ea435c3fbef8d625d1014a7a667fa2b4e3e90cfeb01f20b8b8eada0a1ae8665a

I started working on some other crap game, but that actually became quite serious.  I don't know how it happened.  So it's scrapped for now.
Someone else can use a couple of the ideas in it:
 - A fat man decides to go on a diet but a clown comes in at night and bursts the fat man's stomach staples.
 - A lawn gnome must escape from his hometown, where plastic leprechauns have invaded and are chopping off gnome heads.
 - Cats flying.  (Wait, someone probably is already doing that.)

Let me know if you want the resources for these or if you want to use the ideas.

[moongoboo]

 - Cats flying.  (Wait, someone probably is already doing that.)

Let me know if you want the resources for these or if you want to use the ideas.

Yeah, there is already an RPG with a flying cat.  It's called Lunal Legends for the GBA.  It's a fun game, except that it's nearly impossible to die, even on purpose.  There's this stupid flying cat obsessed with fish who just flies around as a cursor on the battle menue and will resurrect one downed party member per turn.  Seriously, I did not just make that up.