Crappy Game Reviews: 2011 - Please read!

[knightzero45]

The link is busted.

yes, i did that, I found out there was a save file in it, so i had to upload it again, now it's fine.
You can download it.

[Drakiyth]

RATTY'S GAME - CRAPPY GAME REVIEWS BITCHES

PART 1  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CT2qEq5NaGM
PART 2  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZNTf1Hn1u0

[MissingName]

HEY!  Good to see you back.

[someshyguy]

Your game gave me brain damage, and it took away a long- very very very very long time of my life. I stopped playing after walking out of the item shop, just after the game began.'One thing to say: Make it able to skip the intro. It's boring and it takes a while, just start playing already...

The whole game is just one( actually three) word(s): OMG...

hmmmm if its not gonna be funny to play and just plain bad then I guess I should fix this then.

[Ratty524]

Great to see you back, Drak.

You sounded like you were slightly drunk, or even on meth in that review. XD

[MissingName]

He probably needed it to get through your game.

[Drakiyth]

I was actually just loaded up on caffeine and decided to put 110% of my energy into the video.  Expect a lot more of those. 

[moongoboo]

I seem to still not be on the list.  How many other games are you going to review before you review "Runes of Asgil."

[Drakiyth]

I seem to still not be on the list.  How many other games are you going to review before you review "Runes of Asgil."

*Shrug*  I have no idea.  I might just review your game next I guess I don't know.  It's to early in the damn morning.

[Imnotan00b]

Finally got to making a new game. This one's alright, I guess. It could be loads worse, though.

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=UY83XDBA

[Ratty524]

http://rapidshare.com/files/250903514/notBubbleBobble.lzh

Here's one I made recently. It's called Chrono Trigger. I hope you can finish this one in particular!

[MissingName]

I'm terrified.

*Downloads both games*

[Silver Incubus]

Wow I just got my computer back up and running.

Good review Drak. You need to go back to making fun of the games moreso then just yelling obscenely at the game(although that is pretty hillarious in itself) like in Escape from Hell LOL

[knightzero45]

Ratty, your new game was awesome, but I saw you did the Cliché quest map thing too, only WITH the traps on place...
Did you actually get the idea from my game or what? the bomb room was the most annoying part...

My second game is finished!
This game is much better. This is the game I'd like to have reviewed.(If possible).

here's the link:
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=RAP0UY9O

If someone would find a glitch, tell me.
If there are any problems downloading it, tell me.

I edited the upper thing a little bit, the original post is in page 41.

For people who are playing my game and don't get in the treasure chest(after the room with the behemoth dog thing):
[spoiler]first: Upstairs- press the action button when looking and standing in front of the desert clothes. This  one is located in the lower right.
second: Downstairs- interact with the armor between the statues. Make sure you interact with its bottom part.
third: Upstairs- now a doll spawned in the room on a keg, on the right. interact with it, then fight, you get the key and go down to open the chest and get some better items.[/spoiler]

[MissingName]

Hey Drak, got a question...

Who made Ketchup?  Someone who made it and then was never heard from again?