Crappy Game Reviews: 2011 - Please read!

[knightzero45]

I'm making a second part of Super Awesome Mega Adventures of Argyuúl. Even if people think my game is so bad it doesn't deserve a second part I'll make it. It's fun to make these games. This one will take more efforts. Also I've played Imnotann00b's game today, and I have to say that the sprites are cool, though the battle sprites are still surrounded with the white, which is easily erased with paint. Also in the second cave, cave 2.1 I thought, it is hard to find the way to the next area. I used the project file, were I could see the event positions and such. For the rest, cool game, n00b .

[fruckert]

Ketchup was made by FFL, I believe.

[Ratty524]

Ratty, your new game was awesome, but I saw you did the Cliché quest map thing too, only WITH the traps on place...
Did you actually get the idea from my game or what? the bomb room was the most annoying part...

I've actually never played your game. Chrono Trigger was mostly inspired by FFL&2Rock's game "Final Fantasy 7", just by taking the idea of making a crappy game with an unrelated, well-known title. Since I was making a death game, I wanted to reference another death-game, Cliche Quest. I'm curious to see what you've done, though.

[Imnotan00b]

the battle sprites are still surrounded with the white, which is easily erased with paint.

I was gonna fix that up at first, but then as I was going to open Link's battler up in Paint again I figured "Well if this is a crappy game then **** it."

[MissingName]

Ketchup was made by FFL, I believe.

Ah.  It was pure genius.

[knightzero45]

I've actually never played your game. Chrono Trigger was mostly inspired by FFL&2Rock's game "Final Fantasy 7", just by taking the idea of making a crappy game with an unrelated, well-known title. Since I was making a death game, I wanted to reference another death-game, Cliche Quest. I'm curious to see what you've done, though.

ok, but how did you make all of the events? In my game i can't cover all the 'sandy parts' offroad with events, or the game will lagg.

I was gonna fix that up at first, but then as I was going to open Link's battler up in Paint again I figured "Well if this is a crappy game then **** it."

well, your look at the point is actually fine. It will make it less graphical, but it will make it a little bit crappier...

[Drakiyth]

Who is next?

[MissingName]

I just finished one!

http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?f1mnzo4jmtn

I realize I'm not on the list.

It's actually only a demo for a giant crappy game...  I hope you enjoy cats, mines and other deathtraps.  This still contains a full storyline even though it's a demo.  If you want, I can PM you a full walkthrough.

[Moosetroop11]

Really enjoyed the last review XD Pity you didn't bother finishing it but I understand. Some of these games are far too long and pointless for you to do every little thing.

[MissingName]

Actually, Drak, you can play the game I just submitted but don't do a review.  It's not original enough - it takes too much from previous crappy games (Ketchup, LSD Quests, Cliche's Quest, any game with cats). If you do want to a review for one of my games, I'd actually prefer you reviewed Radishio. I can still give a detailed walkthrough for it if you want.

My suggestion:  Stick to what you have on the list.  So far, you say the following will have reviews:

jacob (thanks Ratty!)
dawn of stefan
most epic swordy
magical intestines
Imnotan00b


[spoiler=This may hurt all y'all feelings a bit, but...]...I think a lot of these guys are only waiting around Charas because they're waiting for you to review their games.[/spoiler]

[Ratty524]

Who is next?

Jacob's game, Cliche Quest 2

DONE!
<a href="http://www.megaupload.com/?d=KNTXXLTU">Cliche' Quest 2</a>

[zuhane]

This still exists?! Hmmmm... I might upload something...

[MissingName]

This still exists?! Hmmmm... I might upload something...

Why not?   You're one of the masters of crappy games...

[zuhane]

Why not?   You're one of the masters of crappy games...

Well, I do try... kind of...

[MissingName]

Well, I do try... kind of...

I used to wonder if you used some sort of random generator program of some sort... y'know, kinda like this:

[Hero's name]+[Creature]+[3 random plot lines]  Press a button and the computer fills in the spaces for you...

Something that the program generates comes out to be:
"Hitler" the "Wolf" + "he fell off a building" + "needs fresh fruit" + "travels through hell"

Then you worked it together to make Gulpy Gulpy!: 
"Hitler the Comatose Wolf fell off his roof, and to get out of his coma he needs to gather fresh fruit and to do THAT he must travel through the stages of annoyance."

That's really how I used to think how you created games.  Sorry if it sounds absolutely ridiculous. And childlike.

If someone were to create a program like this, do you think people would use it?  (it wouldn't be me making it, probably.)