Crappy Game Reviews: 2011 - Please read!

[MostEpicSwordy]

Thanks Drak. I really don't like my first game. It was the first one I ever made and I really don't like it now. XD

[Drakiyth]

MOST EPIC SWORDY - T-PAIN AND THE SECRET OF THE EPIC SOUP



PART 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GOCJolRxPw

PART 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OR1wij8GSI

PART 3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0M-eFMOVUY

PART 4: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qh8rdwSP-eU

PART 5: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dis2swZRJfI

[MostEpicSwordy]

You need to check the plant at the top right corner of the shop. There's a button you press and it makes the hole in the floor go away at the other house.

[MostEpicSwordy]

Oh, and I'm a girl. ^.^

[Prey2009]

Drakiyth: "Yeah dude, I'll get around to you.  I'm going to try and get CGR's up a lot more frequently now."

Cheers m8, luv the new T-Pain one ya done, and the Crest is the most deadly toothpaste in the world because it  "DOES KILL PLAQUE"
lol..
still a little difficult for a crappy game, But highly enjoyabe, Nice one Most Epic Swordy

[MissingName]

I gotta whip something crappy together.  I tend to get sidetracked every time I start, though, and the game becomes good somehow.

*opens up RM2K3

[Drakiyth]

I gotta whip something crappy together.  I tend to get sidetracked every time I start, though, and the game becomes good somehow.

*opens up RM2K3

Bring it on bieeeeeatch

Drakiyth: "Yeah dude, I'll get around to you.  I'm going to try and get CGR's up a lot more frequently now."

Cheers m8, luv the new T-Pain one ya done, and the Crest is the most deadly toothpaste in the world because it  "DOES KILL PLAQUE"
lol..
still a little difficult for a crappy game, But highly enjoyabe, Nice one Most Epic Swordy

I'm glad you enjoy the chaos dude. We all float down here...

Oh, and I'm a girl. ^.^

nom nom nom

[daraku]

hey drak nice work on t pain and the epic soup
i have a question is my game still up for review?
i mean i made it the crapiest i can

[MissingName]

Bring it on bieeeeeatch

Dammit, I'm getting sidetracked.  Again.

[Drakiyth]

hey drak nice work on t pain and the epic soup
i have a question is my game still up for review?
i mean i made it the crapiest i can

I will get around to reviewing your game like all the people who submitted their games. Thanks, T-Pain was a trip and I'll actually be getting out a couple more videos of it soon.

[daraku]

cool man i just didnt want to be forgot about i havent been on in a while

[MissingName]

Coming up some time in the near future:
Final Fantasy LXXIX

[Avnas]

It seems like there are a few categories to these games: utter rubbish, frustrating (includes unecessarily long battles) and retarded randomness.

I made a crappy game. It's called 'The Stupid Adventures of Joe' [made in XP]

I actually PMed you a link on YouTube before I got a Charas account, but here is a slightly changed version:
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=ET47UEIF
I think it falls more into the 'retarded' category rather than the 'rubbish' category

protips:
The craters with water in them heal you when you interact with them.
Save at the _beginning_ of every room in the volcano, there are a number of paths which exist solely to be retarded death traps and you can't backtrack in most of them.

did you ever get "Chrono Trigger" from a few pages back?

oh lawd

[Drakiyth]

HERE IS SOME PEOPLE GOING TO BE THROWN ON THE LIST I MIGHT HAVE MISSED AND HERE IS WHAT IT WILL LOOK LIKE NOW  (ORDER MIGHT BY FUNKY)

magical intestines
Imnotan00b
Knightzero45
RATTY
VALDRED
PREY
WEST123423
DARAKU
AVNAS



If you can, please post your games again.

It seems like there are a few categories to these games: utter rubbish, frustrating (includes unecessarily long battles) and retarded randomness.

I made a crappy game. It's called 'The Stupid Adventures of Joe' [made in XP]

I actually PMed you a link on YouTube before I got a Charas account, but here is a slightly changed version:
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=ET47UEIF
I think it falls more into the 'retarded' category rather than the 'rubbish' category

protips:
The craters with water in them heal you when you interact with them.
Save at the _beginning_ of every room in the volcano, there are a number of paths which exist solely to be retarded death traps and you can't backtrack in most of them.
oh lawd

Hmm sorry if I missed your message. I seem to do that a lot with people wanting to know where to sign up.. I'm going to be adding the charas link to all of my videos now so people know where to go and I don't get 100's of messages with lost souls wanting to post a game LOL.  So, sorry if I didn't respond Avnas.  

Awesome, I'll review your game when I can.  There is a line sadly, and I hate to make people wait but at least I'm popping out reviews more quickly now since I have no life atm.

[Avnas]

Hey, don't worry about it. I'm not in a rush. Take your time, your videos are hilarious.