Crappy Game Reviews: 2011 - Please read!

[Avnas]

You need to sign up just to download it? That's odd, I used to download stuff from Esnips without logging in... well, it seems stuff has changed...

Megaupload doesnt work, it allwas makes some error during the uploading, but I can try 4shared.

Well, it's not that I have to sign up, I jsut have to download some external application which I neither want nor need, especially if it's just for one file.

EDIT: cut out the fat out of my post.

I've been wondering about a few things, mostly about your standarts:

-What's the prefered crappy/funny ratio that you prefer for your reviews? I know you won't do outright spiteful games like Halo 4 but your reviews show you can do some really nasty stuff. So I'd like to know of any limits not to break.

-Likewise, I'd like to know the opposite. What limits do you want the games to break so you can properly review them as crappy games? Or should the games merely be absurd/funny enough for you to comment on them?

-What's your overall tolerance/preference regarding game difficulty? I know you can complete pretty hard games (Cliched Quest, which kills you spitefully I Wanna Be The Guy-style a lot and has some pretty nasty bosses at times) but I also know you've quit on a few games so your tolerance is also not limitless likewise. I'd like to know what exactly you'll sit through and what you won't. Or at least, pointers of what type of trick will make you quit and what type of trick won't.

-I know that adult-rated games are a no-no and that games involving you personally are likewise frowned upon. So what type of games do you avoid, apart from that?

Generally he won't play something if it's not crappy enough. My first entry, The Stupid Adventures of Joe, was absurd/funny but not particularly crappy at all, and he didn't have much reason to play through it for that. I know that Drak's okay with actually being featured in a game (although it's getting a little stale by now), but if it's riffing on his own work he won't like it (as his comment at the beginning of the Halo 4 review dictates)

[digotapia]

LOL! That was the problem? In esnips, for some reason, where it says "Download" doesnt work, you need to click in the name of the file.

And I tried to download it without being signed up and it worked.

[Drakiyth]

What's going on all of my Drakonians? I have been really busy lately but I want to put out another crappy game review rather soon. I'm sorry for the lack of reviews lately, if you didn't know Asiyla has blew up.  I mean it's ****ing nuclear right now.  I went from making a decent little rmxp rpg to having a team of 13 people. Professional composers, spriters, over four mappers and much more.. I mean, I never expected this to happen. Since it blew up I have not only been the main designer but a project manager and director.  I am directing people on a daily basis for certain projects that will appear in the game.  Anyway, I just want to let all of you know I didn't forget about you at all. I am making Asiyla FOR YOU. Don't forget that, guys.

[thehunter08]

It's all good.

[Avnas]

cjnchimaera's Evilgenesis

Part 1
Part 2

Renelia's Super Mario Bros
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4

[Drakiyth]

THE DREAM SEED - (WHAT NOT TO DO) ONLY PART

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQcUUqkgZqk

[thehunter08]

THE DREAM SEED - (WHAT NOT TO DO) ONLY PART

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQcUUqkgZqk

Alright!

You want something Crappy?! Fine! Then you shall receive, My Lord Drak!
Be warned. I try to make serious games like yours in Asiyla, so it may not be funny to you.

[Drakiyth]

Alright!

You want something Crappy?! Fine! Then you shall receive, My Lord Drak!
Be warned. I try to make serious games like yours in Asiyla, so it may not be funny to you.

Bro u mad?     I'm just screwing with you.  Anyway, don't you have a sense of humor where you can make something stupidly funny?  Get some pointers from Xuhane. He's the man of many lunacies.

[zuhane]

Why would someone post a serious game? It's just weird.

[EliroX904]

Here Drakiyth. A sequel to Final Fantasy VII called Resident Evil 4:
http://www.mediafire.com/?wd2wijkbysesivs

[MissingName]

HEY!  "This is the game I almost guarantee you won't finish" will be coming out soon!

Here Drakiyth. A sequel to Final Fantasy VII called Resident Evil 4:
http://www.mediafire.com/?wd2wijkbysesivs

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[Avnas]

Evilgenesis Part 2 got picked up for copyright, no idea why. Nothing's happened to it, but I've put up two of these on Viddler just in case since they use a lot of copyrighted music.

EliroX904's Resident Evil 4
Only part

Digotapia's Call of Doody
only part

Reido66's McKids (being uploaded now)
Part 1
Part 2

[EliroX904]

Evilgenesis Part 2 got picked up for copyright, no idea why. Nothing's happened to it, but I've put up two of these on Viddler just in case since they use a lot of copyrighted music.

EliroX904's Resident Evil 4
Only part

Digotapia's Call of Doody
only part

Reido66's McKids (being uploaded now)
Part 1
Part 2

Haha. thanks for reviewing my game. Your review made me lol

[Drakiyth]

REIDO66's MC KIDS - 4 PARTS.


Part 1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFOeBmIUI2c

Part 2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlZVgp4oV1o

Part 3

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sq6EZQNlHdQ

Part 4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=El1hQN7Hz7E

[drenrin2120]

I forgot that I'd made a new game for this. When you want the game just pm me drak and ill re-up it.