Suicidally depressed to ecstatic in a day!

[HobomasterXXX]

I just had a horrible thought. If my laptop overheats with this pissy radeon 9000, imagine it with a top of the line card..... *has nightmares*

[zuhane]

I can't claim anything. I've got a list of excuses now.

-A lemur is attacking me.
-I'm blind, so it makes the game harder for me.
-I'm playing without a keyboard or mouse.
-I don't actually own the game.
-I'm eating carrots whilst playing.

People don't seem to argue with me... they just leave the server

[HobomasterXXX]

I just divert attention to whoever is a bigger noob on the server.

[Archem]

I can't claim anything. I've got a list of excuses now.

-A lemur is attacking me.
-I'm blind, so it makes the game harder for me.
-I'm playing without a keyboard or mouse.
-I don't actually own the game.
-I'm eating carrots whilst playing.

People don't seem to argue with me... they just leave the server

Some of those would lead to some rather offensive comments from myself if they were to be used... Seriously, I can think up at least two off the top of my head for each.