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Offline X_marks_the_ed

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Adware is funny
« on: January 04, 2009, 03:03:13 PM »
I'm running a scan to catch some illusive Adware on my system. However, I have to wonder if it is worth the effort. Every time it creates a popup, I just have to laugh. Isn't adware supposed to create ads based on what you enter into search bars and junk? Because I could swear that nothing I have ever entered into a search bar would prove I may be interested in Flashingblinkylights.com, which apparently sells Neon signs or something.

If this is how the Adware works, I have to wonder if I should really pay any heed.
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Offline Dominicy

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Re: Adware is funny
« Reply #1 on: January 04, 2009, 06:43:03 PM »
...So before you decided to charge head-long to find malware yourself, did you do one of those epic "I'm done running away" speeches to yourself in the mirror, or did you let that stay in the movies?
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Offline Archem

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Re: Adware is funny
« Reply #2 on: January 05, 2009, 02:55:45 AM »
Quote from: X_marks_the_ed on January 04, 2009, 03:03:13 PM
Flashingblinkylights.com
I have a new damn home page!
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Offline Ratty524

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Re: Adware is funny
« Reply #3 on: January 05, 2009, 09:21:42 AM »
Malware has never been that cool with me. :(
Why did I HAVE to click on that fake Miley Cyrus video!?
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Offline HobomasterXXX

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Re: Adware is funny
« Reply #4 on: January 06, 2009, 01:10:53 AM »
Quote from: Ratty524 on January 05, 2009, 09:21:42 AM
Malware has never been that cool with me. :(
Why did I HAVE to click on that fake Miley Cyrus video!?
WHy did you have to click on ANY Miley Cyrus video?
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Re: Adware is funny
« Reply #5 on: January 06, 2009, 01:25:09 AM »
Yeah, man. Miley Cirus is pretty worthless.
As a musician Disney money-making scheme, she's a joke.

And if you mean what I think you mean by 'fake video'... She's not very attractive either.


Fail.
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Offline Desimodontidae

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Re: Adware is funny
« Reply #6 on: January 06, 2009, 06:20:20 AM »
I had a three way with Miley Cyrus and Hannah Montana...
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Offline Uberpwn_w00t

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Re: Adware is funny
« Reply #7 on: January 06, 2009, 09:10:07 AM »
Eh, to each his own.

However, if I were you, I would have gone for her cute blond friend.
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Re: Adware is funny
« Reply #8 on: January 06, 2009, 09:08:32 PM »
Quote from: X_marks_the_ed on January 04, 2009, 03:03:13 PM
illusive
Elusive*
Unless the adware is an illusion. In which case you have nothing to worry about
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Re: Adware is funny
« Reply #9 on: January 06, 2009, 11:16:11 PM »
Quote from: Red Giant on January 06, 2009, 09:08:32 PM
Elusive*
Unless the adware is an illusion. In which case you have nothing to worry about

Well, it is now. Just shattered it to pieces about five minutes ago. I got bored of it. Take that, Virtumonde.
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Re: Adware is funny
« Reply #10 on: January 13, 2009, 04:53:00 PM »
What's adware? Do you think I have any on my Mac?

No.


{laugh.}{Hah.}{Hoho.}
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Re: Adware is funny
« Reply #11 on: January 13, 2009, 06:23:14 PM »
Quote from: Apex on January 13, 2009, 04:53:00 PM
What's adware? Do you think I have any on my Mac?

No.


{laugh.}{Hah.}{Hoho.}

That would be because writing viruses and adware for a Mac is like beating up a guy in a wheelchair.
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Offline Archem

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Re: Adware is funny
« Reply #12 on: January 14, 2009, 01:30:44 AM »
I know, right? It's just not fair to assault someone with a handicap! How can they fight back?

Shhotan!
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Re: Adware is funny
« Reply #13 on: January 14, 2009, 08:33:19 AM »
Quote from: Dragonium on January 13, 2009, 06:23:14 PM
That would be because writing viruses and adware for a Mac is like beating up a guy in a wheelchair.

*Bows down* My thoughts exactly.
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Re: Adware is funny
« Reply #14 on: January 15, 2009, 03:32:53 AM »
*claps*
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