Chuck Norris Jokes

[Archem]

Who is your mom in disguise! Ooooh!






Damn, you have a cool mom.

[Musha]

Chuck Norris knows how the Joker got his scars.....that's because Chuck was the one who gave them to him.
Chuck Norris thinks Left For dead is for sissies.  He's killed three times that many <i>real</i> zombies single-handedly, without any guns or medkits.
Chuck Norris knows a word that rhymes with "orange."

[HobomasterXXX]

I heard half of those before. But with chuck norris instead of chicago ted. And I am pretty sure the chuck norris facts came first.

Yes, but chuck norris is just a shitty actor. Chicago Ted is a character (well sort of) from an incredibly awesoem game.

[Archem]

Yes, but chuck norris is just a shitty actor. Chicago Ted is a character (well sort of) from an incredibly awesoem game.

Stop.

Everyone important already knows why.

[Razor]

And I am pretty sure the chuck norris facts came first.

[spoiler]Vin Diesel facts came first.[/spoiler]

[fruckert]

Chuck Norris knows a word that rhymes with "orange."

From Wikipedia:

orange /ˈ-ɒrɨndʒ/, rhymes with Blorenge, a hill in Wales, and Gorringe, a family name, and for some people sporange

All those words are real, mind you

Now rhyme chaos silver and fugue, all in the sense of a perfect rhyme (the last sound of the last stressed syllable) and I'll be impressed

[Darrellito]

The whole reason why the Chuck Norris jokes are supposed to be funny are just because Chuck Norris is old as ****. It's not at all (at least for me) because he's super awesome or anything. It's just funny to bring back an old *** 80's action movie star and basically make him a god. Chicago Ted isn't really that funny because not many people know who he is. Everyone knows Chuck.

Plus, Chuck Norris' hand can beat a Royal Flush.

[fruckert]

That end comment caught me off guard and made me laugh
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[Archem]

Chicago Ted isn't really that funny because not many people know who he is.

Chicago Ted is that funny. The difference here is that Chicago Ted has a more limited audience (gamers, shooter fans, Left 4 Dead player most specifically), while Chuck Norris applies to the entire world due to his existence in the real world and in countless other pieces of global media. It's all in a name. If you find someone who has no idea who Chuck Norris is, it's not funny. So what do you do? You find another name that fits the role that they're familiar with.

Frank Sinatra once destroyed the Brooklyn bridge by singing, but decided he liked having it around, so it rebuilt itself. What song could he have sang to cause this occurrence? "My Way".

Lousy on-the-spot joke aside, you get my point?

[Razor]

TBH I don't think Chicago Ted is funny aside from his one ingame scrawl.

[Musha]

Frank Sinatra is awesome.  Seriously, I love his music.

Incidentially, Frank sinatra and Chuck Norris never met face-to-face,  If they had, the entire world would've ended due to an overload of awesome.

[Emerates]

The only mistake I ever made was letting Chuck Norris live past utero.

[Archem]

The only mistake Chuck Norris ever made was letting me live past utero.

I completely agree.

[arcaine91]

the only reason the world didn't end in Y2K was because Chicago Ted planned on attending the same party as Chuck Norris, but decided to reign in the new millenium by re-killing undead instead. In 2012, when the world is predicted to end, it's because Chicago Ted and Chuck Norris both have plans to attend the same party.

[Darrellito]

Chicago Ted is that funny. The difference here is that Chicago Ted has a more limited audience (gamers, shooter fans, Left 4 Dead player most specifically), while Chuck Norris applies to the entire world due to his existence in the real world and in countless other pieces of global media. It's all in a name. If you find someone who has no idea who Chuck Norris is, it's not funny. So what do you do? You find another name that fits the role that they're familiar with.

Frank Sinatra once destroyed the Brooklyn bridge by singing, but decided he liked having it around, so it rebuilt itself. What song could he have sang to cause this occurrence? "My Way".

Lousy on-the-spot joke aside, you get my point?

I agree. That's kinda what I wanted to say, but I was high at the time, and kinda started to ramble and couldn't remember what I was trying to say. But yeah.

Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to call it quits after watching Chuck in Delta Force on Satellite T.V.